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    A person will eat this and later preach to vegans dietary advice

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      Literally cat food tbh

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        This is the last strike, I had enough. From now on, I am a tankie

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          Successfully radicalised

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      Ham isn’t vegan…?

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        I think their point was that the person will eat a literal cube and then tell vegans that their food isn’t nutritional.

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          I wasn’t reminding them that ham isn’t vegan, I was referencing “chicken isn’t vegan?” from Scott Pilgrim.

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              Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010), pretty weird and original movie based on a comic book series. I recommend.

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                • Farid@startrek.website
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                  To be fair, it’s been 14 years. Time spares no one.

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                  Is this a roast? Am I being roasted? But it’s okay, I give my consent. And that makes me (my meat) vegan 😌

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        Only bacon is

        • doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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          My MIL is a lifelong vegetarian who eats bacon, because “bacon is a condiment.”

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            Never let ideology get in the way of practicality. I like your MIL.

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            I’ve got friends who are flexitarians, they’ll eat meat every few months when going out with friends, this way they aren’t limiting the group if they want to try a specific restaurant.

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              I never quite understood why you have to go full vegan or not. I’m pretty much vegan, but when i’m on a bbq for example and they have three more chicken wings that get thrown away because no one wants them, i eat them, no problem. Same in a restaurant that doesn’t really have a vegan alternative. But i would never buy meat or meat products to cook at home, because i always prefer the alternative

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                You don’t, and cutting down on meat eating by any amount helps. “Meatless Mondays” and other similar memes are good ways to introduce vegetarian possibilities to people raised on meat-mandatory diets.

                My ex was very strict vegetarian except for meat they purchased themselves from an ethical butcher they had vetted.

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            TIL I’m a lifelong vegan!

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            how does she define “condiment”?

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              I’ve never asked, but generally it’s something you put on your main food items to add flavor. She does require that it’s crumbled, and crispy. Bacon bits essentially, but she prefers the real ones to the fake ones. It’s not like she eats bacon every day.

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                oh okay that’s pretty reasonable. i forgot about bacon bits

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        The amount of sodium in ham is likely toxic to cats

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    All meat is processed by definition

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      There are different degrees of processing. The “meat” mentioned here is ultra-processed garbage. Cutting out and grilling a steak is similar to digging out, peeling and cooking a potato.

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        It’s the difference between a whole, cooked potato and Pringles.

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          Aren’t Pringle’s even made of corn flour primarily? But yeah, that’s another good example.

          Edit: got me curious, looked it up myself. Short: no, almost [sic!] half of them is potatos and it’s wheat starch, not corn.

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      Even my meat am I right

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    Who wrote this? Ill buy your book

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      Reminds me of the writing of David wrong / Jason pargin who wrote the John dies at the ends series of books.

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    Now, with Listeria! ™️ –for that sparkling fresh digestive tract!–

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      Listeria is in high demand these days

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        Blue Bell and Boar’s Head, here I come!

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    Removed by mod

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      Somehow, though, when it’s pan-fried in teriyaki sauce and put over rice, it becomes delicious. Musubi gang wya

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      The secret is to not smell it

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        Also not to taste it.

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          Mayo helps

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      The food i give my dog smells way better than that.

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    Actually it has a fair bit of fat.

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      And likely a fair bit of bone and connective tissue, but it’s all been processed and homogenized.

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        Just like my chicken nuggies

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      I was gonna say has this person ever had Spam? It’s borderline volatile because it’s like 60% water and fat.

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    is the liquify and emulsion part true?

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      Yes it is.

      When processed, the meat bits, (and yes they are leftover meat bits), are ground into a paste with water added, (nearly all ham you buy has “Water Added” listed on the tag - exception would be something like “country ham” or prosciutto ham), then pumped into a carboy, (the paste is then called babbit), seasonings are then mixed in and then molded by machine into a glorious block 'o ham! To be sold at your local Deli as part of a delicious sandwich for which you happily pay your “hardly earned” monies.

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        thanks, thats horrid, i will not eat ham or spam. another thing i cant eat…

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          Eh, such products minimize the waste of things that would otherwise be thrown away and lost. Us humans have been processing the scraps and leftovers of our food into other edible products for as long as we can remember - Waste not, Want not.

          The problem is the disconnect modern urbanites have from their food and not knowing how it gets made. If you like deli ham eat it! (in moderation as all things should be), it’s not all that different in processing than a hot dog, sausage, or hamburger. Or even cheese…

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            great, now I cant have hot dogs, sausages, hamburgers or cheese!!!

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              You are going to need to go beyond vegan and need to learn how to live on air and love only.

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                I think love might actually be more toxic than hotdogs depending on the manufacturer of both

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        For some reason babbit is like the grossest sounding thing in the universe

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          well thank babbit for that

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      put it side by side with a piece of meat you will be convinced

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      Yes, but the no fat or connective tissue part is most certainly not.

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    Side question: the US you don’t have ham made from a single piece of meat?

    In my country that is the norm for ham, an abomination like that has no market. The only similar to it is something like “low fat chicken ham” (not actually called ham on the box as it would be false advertising)

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      I’m not in the US. Can’t tell you.

      But I do like the look of that meat right there. Fantastic.

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        Product of Denmark

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          Hello, danish ham! The danes really know what they’re doing.

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      Yes, we have that as well.

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    ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE HAM CUBE

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      Sav-a-lot used to have this gigantic like 8lb chub of ham. It was cheap enough for us poor folks to get. That stuff was so good. Just a gigantic log of chopped ham pressed into a brick.

      Somehow they must’ve lost money. Cuz they’re only sold at a few chains out in the Midwest nowadays and they’re way smaller than they used to be.

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    Read by jeaney collects: https://youtu.be/PJt64x3aEv8

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      https://youtu.be/UBWvxsCG1yk

      A different horror-ified version that I like.

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      I like the eva version https://youtu.be/C6h0Qt329jI

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    Prism? Thats a cuboid.

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      Cuboids are prisms. Specially, they’re rectangular prisms

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        TIL:

        The key feature of a prism is that it has a rectangular cross-section along its length. The cuboid also has a rectangular cross-section, which makes it a prism.

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      How many cc’s?

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    Enough sodium to cure what ails you

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      If it’s enough to cure the ham, it’s enough to cure you.

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    This is pure gold.

    If i wasn’t ass-taste in my literation, i would write praise for this soul poetry. But alas, only thing i can say is pure gold.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s ham

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        My apologies, indeed ham. Thanks.

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          Thams

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