If only he’d fucking stay down.

Let’s not warn or threaten, actually; it spoils the element of surprise.

Ideally, the enemy should never see it coming.

I like public restroom doors that have a handle like protrusion down near the bottom for your foot

Perhaps funko needs their claims adjusted.

if ever it does become a thing, it must be this.

Digg had the “digg effect”.

Presently, it has nothing.

Digg is dead. Its main page is nothing but a bunch of zero effort AI-Slop listicles. I had to actually LOOK for any mention of anything relevant actually going on there, and when I DID finally see a news story about The Claims Adjuster allegedly being caught, there was like … ONE comment. A based comment, admittedly: “Hero.” - but still only one comment.

What do you mean when you say “has nothing to do with communism?”

Generally when you publish negative propaganda about something you …

*checks notes*

LIE about it.

i.e. “Communism is when the government owns your toothbrush!”

Fact: The government owning your toothbrush has nothing to do with communism.

“Thank goodness the economic system I advocate for has nothing to do with the government owning your toothbrush, and therefore is, by the definition of ‘communism is when the government owns your toothbrush’, definitely not communism and is instead ‘your toothbrush is yours and yours alone’-ism.”

Well, they’ll describe a bunch of made up shit that actually has nothing to do with communism and say “that’s communism”. So all we have to do is attach a new label to all the shit that communism actually is and call it something with better branding.

If anybody tries to accuse what we want of being communism we’ll just use their own definitions of communism against them. “Communism is defined as <x>, <y>, and <z>, and none of those things are what I’m proposing, hope that helps :)”

Let’s increase each one’s pay by exactly three aerodynamic chunks of lead, to be deposited directly into their brainpans at supersonic speeds.

I do believe I’d love being a small part of a polycule…!

I got a girlfriend in 2023

The experience was mid.

She’s cool and we still hang out sometimes but being in a relationship kinda sucked and I’m glad we reloaded the friend save state.

I’m just not cut out for being someone’s only partner.

i want to believe.

but it hurts to get my hopes up for … essentially nothing.

Putin being eaten alive by the very pack of hyenas he mobilized would be very cathartic and satisfying though.

How bout fuck insta.

How bout that.

Doom scroll on mastodon.

Mom when I asked for a puppy: “you aren’t ready for that kind of responsibility.”

Me when Mom asks for grandkids: “I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯”

Here’s a tip: organize with your fellow workers and exercise your first amendment right to peaceably assemble and petition for the redress of grievance that comprises not getting paid enough.

Call it a free speech club so you can call any scab who tries to hassle you about it unamerican communist traitor scum who hate civil rights and American freedom.

i’m no fan of american imperialism, and also with an economy about as big as the state of new york, america acting on russia is not exactly “picking on somebody your own size” … but, passively observing the machinations of two monstrous beasts neither of which i have the ability to influence let alone control, it’s hard to feel bad for russia right now. all they had to do was leave ukraine the fuck alone. all they had to do was STAY HOME. I hope they find out enough to realize that fucking around was a mistake.

He’s above law so the law is beneath him.

But nothing is beneath him so the law means nothing.

Start blastin

And yet the childcare WORKERS can barely afford to live.

You know, I’m starting to wonder if maybe families should form some sort of social club and hire childcare workers directly???