• don@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    🫡 This. This is how it’s done. Carry on, teacher, you do the work of the universe.

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    6 months ago

    When I was a kid I thought grownups were out of touch when they used slang and it made me cringe.

    Now I’m a grownup I know that they did it to make me cringe.

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      6 months ago

      They definitely did it to make you cringe.

      Source: Am a secondary math teacher/parent and do shit like this all the time to make my students/children cringe.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Look it’s just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn’t mean it’s any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

      Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you’re still 14 right?

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    The fact the skibidi says yes yes instead of skibidi makes me think they’ve seen it, because everyone who hasn’t tends to just say skibidi.

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      6 months ago

      I’ve read your sentence half a dozen times and it’s making my head swim. Can someone please translate?

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        I think the character says what they actually say in the video, as opposed to saying skibidi which is what everyone who has not seen it assumes he says. I’m in the latter party

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            Ok I got some middle schooler translation on this. Apparently there’s a video of a guy’s (a Half Life character’s) head coming out of a toilet. You can see it drawn on the board to the far right of the picture. In the video, he spouts a bunch of nonsense including “Yes yes”.

            Said middle schooler is annoyed that I asked him, since apparently this is some elementary school-aged memes. This checks out, because my 4th grader over heard us talking and yelled “Skibibi!!”

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    This is how you stop kids using these words.

    When my son is a few years older and is using the latest slang i am gonna ruin it for him. Gonna be that dad, like this meme, im gonna use it wrong, im gonna mix it with slang i used to use. Im gonna make him cringe and im gonna do it in front of other parents at his school!! Mwahahahahahaha SKIBIDI RIZZ BITCHES!!!

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    I wonder if the drawing of the gentleman in the toilet (top right) was drawn by the teacher… perhaps being meta, knowing what he wrote was cringe. That would add another layer lol.

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    Because I love ruining days, everything starting at “this task will be graded” was written by someone else. It looks official because the person’s handwriting is neat, but if you compare the letters to the ones written giving the assignment they’re different styles

    Edit: I am apparently very wrong, but in my defense, I am very dumb.

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      looks like normal variation in a persons lettering to me. compare the k in textbook with the k in skibidi, almost the same. distances between letters and especially risers as well are similar between the two sections.

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      The “R” in “Read” and the “R” in “Remember” are identical, for example. The squiggly “d” in “Today’s” and later in “skibidi” and “and” are also exact matches. I hate that you made me do this.

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      I’m going to go a step further and say the while thing looks like it was written by a student.