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Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.
H20
H2O
H2S04
H2SO4
H2Pizzle
The one I remember from school was phrased slightly differently (but same concept) :
Poor little Jimmy is lying on the floor, for what he thought was H2O was H2SO4
Are you even sciencing if you don’t drink some piss you found in a beaker somewhere?
Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss
Sometimes it be like that.
How do you know it tastes like piss if you’ve never tasted piss before?
Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.
Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.
Well, you could say beer is yeast piss.
I’ll have another (lab brewed yeast piss. From malted grain. Sometimes with hops)
I remember reading about a chemistry teacher found dead one morning. he had a habit of consuming the laboratory’s ethanol after hours, and the night before had accidentally poured himself a glass of methanol
This makes me think of NileRed
“Today we are making burgers from pocket lint and sodium hydroxide”
“And next time, I’ll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium”
Love this guy! Real life alchemist right here
Enjoy your benzene
Way to demonstrate the proper usage of PPE there!
At least she’s wearing gloves!
And goggles. Lord knows what that shit might do to your eyes.
EHS would approve the eye protection at least.
Aint no rest for the wicked n money dont grow on trees
That’s some tasty chlorine
