This is an “I still live in my mom’s basement” comment.

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

Why would Joe make face at this? He’s on the tit.

I got banned from the “Name My Cat” thread because I CONTEND that all cats should be named Dickface.

I’ve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer’s top fantasy.

Hoe.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

The bag and the planet pull towards each other.

The cat then returned to his mortal body. He awoke slowly and with a fading daze. He again picked up the glass of whiskey that sat beside him and again looked at the picture of them together. He smiled, raised his glass and said “Here’s to number eight.”, and once again pulled the trigger.

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

I can’t wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

The burden of the obsequious.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

Unregulated capitalism already ruined the internet.

The market price for pruno is going to skyrocket in that prison.

No it didn’t. Young girls and boys are forced into parenthood, which prevents them from getting educated. When they have trouble navigating this world with little education and a child to care for, the church is there waiting to blame their problems on lack of church.

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