Note: works for fur only
Signed,
Sphynx Cats
Also cat: my asshole tastes acceptable today. Also human: that asshole I just ate tastes acceptable today.
Obvious conclusion: cats and humans are genetically identical.
How many of you have cats that look like they should be in a hair commercial?
Edit: ITT, Send me cat pics
My voidling looks very similar
Originality 0/10
Merry Christmas to you too!
Blob void, 13/10
Looks like someone needs to go on a diet. Or is it all fluff?
Little bit over, but it’s mostly fluff and an unflattering angle.
Such magnificent floof…
I know just the diet for all these cats…
Does it start with ‘V’ and end in a ban?
I can guarantee you that cat was brushed by a human just before that shot. No alley cat in the wild would ever look like that from just licking.
Good nutrition too. That’s a cat that gets the best and it shows.
Hot tip for humans: You too can have healthier hair if you eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress!
(Unless you have baldness genes, in which case, shave that shit and own it.)
eat better, get sleep, exercise and reduce stress
I love this idea even though I’d probably need to quit my job.
You can choose only 2
Society treats feral cats better than homeless hominids
The something is not scrubbing out all the oils with alkaline cleaners every single day forever.
Also something related I never came to grips with: cat’s breath = the stench of a thousand decaying corpses. Licks fur constantly. Fur = the smell of springtime itself.
My (unfortunately late) void had a scratching post with the top level just at my nose height, so whenever he lolled around there I made a point of taking a deep breath of fluffy freshness.
I have owned many cats, and I have huffed deeply of them all.
Cat fur, cat toes, cat bellies, all have these unique and wonderful scents that are probably more connected to our emotional connections to them than the actual nature of the scent itself. This should teach us a lot about social conditioning and our senses.
Taxoplasmosis has also successfully made us subservient in mindset
My cats breath isn’t really bad. I thought if their breath was bad it means they likely have something wrong in there.
Btw, i use shampoo with urea (skin issues) and noticed it makes the hair stronger and glossier.
So you piss on your skin, too! I’m glad I’m not the only one
With that argumentation, don’t ever eat anything; it has animal piss in it.
That’s why I piss on all my cooking, the freshest animal piss wins
I have 2 cats, the orange has a thicker fur and it was never very soft but the tuxedo has a velvet, soft, shinny fur. It’s so amazing that I pet her for too lomg sometimes and get a bitch slap
That something is hairballs.
you want to polish up a cat, brush him. My boy Harry would shine up so bright after a good brush. My current girl Izzy is kinda frizzy anyway but she’ll take a satin finish.
Save money and use saliva. 😉
If I could lick the top of my head then you know I would…
you guys know that you don’t have to shampoo and wash your hair right? It’s really not that bad.
As long as you shower regularly and properly wash it it’s literally fine.
If you don’t believe me try it.
Hair is actually very much not the same from person to person, let alone race to race.
As long as you shower regularly and properly wash it it’s literally fine.
this statement alone is generic (and thus problematic when you try and apply it to all humans). What does regularly mean here? Every day? Every few days? Does this arbitrary regularity match a black person with curly hair vs a white person with straight hair? etc.
It’s almost like a one-size-fits-all when it comes to health isn’t a great idea
Hair is actually very much not the same from person to person, let alone race to race.
i mean obviously, but don’t forget that we also literally evolved without the existence of shampoo and conditioner, and showers. So we’re probably fine without it.
this statement alone is generic (and thus problematic when you try and apply it to all humans). What does regularly mean here? Every day? Every few days? Does this arbitrary regularity match a black person with curly hair vs a white person with straight hair? etc.
I don’t know, how often do you shower? Most people shower daily, some people shower less frequently than that, very few people shower more infrequently than that outside of just having bad hygiene, unless we’re not counting baths for some reason.
There’s a reason it’s a generic statement, i can’t prescribe my highly irregular and variable shower schedule to the average person as it’s probably not socially acceptable, but i also don’t go outside, so.
I feel like most people can sort of like… Figure it out themselves? Seems like a reasonable assumption to me when it comes to personal hygiene.
It’s almost like a one-size-fits-all when it comes to health isn’t a great idea
yeah… That’s why i said go try it?
I have tried, and my hair gets super greasy and a bit smelly if I don’t wash it every once in a while. And the conditioner is mostly just to keep it from getting frizzy after I’ve slept on it all night.
yeah, it’s dependent on the individual, most people just excessively use that shit every day.
The overnight frizz is a nightmare, but i just live with it, my hair is naturally messy anyway so it’s not getting much better even if i did lmao.
My scalp gets itchy if I don’t shampoo at least once a week. Also if you have sweaty scalp you are gonna have a lot more oil build up that can collect dirt, grime and dead skin.
there’s definitely things to be aware of, but that’s not my prognosis to make lol.
You must stink. People around are just being nice by not saying anything. 🤔
evidently not, as nobody has complained about it, just the fact that my hair looks like shit because i don’t wash it lmao.
Shaving what little hair I have left on my head is so much more convenient, lol.
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