I spent enough time in the shower vigorously washing my weiner, it’s clean enough

It’s not just that, they’re easy to repair, and parts are available. I love laser printers, except for HP

I had to do my job down in LA for 2 weeks, but they got me a hotel in Commerce.

It was awesome. I had almost no traffic getting back to my hotel while watching everyone backed up going home.

Lawn mowing simulator.

I work on copiers for a living.

You guys are scaring me!

This is how you end up in an abusive relationship…

About how much time are we talkin here?

Oh! Go buy a Brother

Go buy a ThinkPad.

Don’t buy anything HP.

I ran a full sized office photo copier off a generator once, it ran fine, but you could really hear the engine chugging when the fuser started to heat up.

I ran a stop sign today.

In my company vehicle.

Internal Combustion Engine.

I made a friend in Garry’s Mod back in like, 2006.

We still keep in touch! I have never seen the guy, but we basically grew up together.

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I still have this fear!

My local Safeway has a big air grate right where they keep sausage/bacon etc… I literally can’t buy those items because I’m too scared to get close to the grate, I’ll drive across town to a different store to avoid it

We did it guys!

I heard that “who let the dogs out” by the Baha Men is about ugly girls coming to the club.

I was explaining this to a coworker, and one of my female coworkers were around. After I said it, I looked at her and said “oh my gosh I’m so sorry” because I thought it was inappropriate to say at work.

She took it as I was calling her ugly! (she was though)

I was helping my mom shop for a new car, and we discovered she needed the requirement of “physical AC controls”.

Everything is all on the touch screen.