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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Suddenly it all makes sense.

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Suddenly it all makes sense.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    I try not to body shame people but wtf is that

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      Doing Steroids and not working out. Edit: HGH to be precise. And also for legal reasons: I just personally think so, I don’t know for sure.

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        Huh, the more you know

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          *hormone you know

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            Whats the difference between a hormone and a steroid?

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              You gotta pay by the hour to make a hormone.

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                And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

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              In this case, nothing. High dose testosterone is a hormone, hgh is a hormone. Both are PEDs (performance enhancing drugs). Now, the difference between them is a bit more interesting.

              Testosterone, the original steroid, makes you big by maximizing your existing muscles (super paraphrased, as is everything I’m about to say). It’s the one that gives you breasts and shrinks your balls (for those that have them).

              Human growth hormone makes you big by inducing the creation of new muscle. As well as everything else. The stand outs being the heart, which you really don’t want to grow, and the intestines, which gave bodybuilders roidgut.

              Like I said, very paraphrased, but that’s the gist of it. And doesn’t touch more advanced things like tren.

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              No difference at all if you’re Elon musk and you take that shit but don’t bother to actually work out

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        Will he die soon?

        • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world
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          On a human timescale? No.

          On a cosmic timescale? Hell yeah.

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          no

      • casmael@lemm.ee
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        Yeah

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      Rob Liefeld did the character design

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        Is that why the feet are cropped out too?

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          😄

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    Important nipple addition in the drawing

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml
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      It’s critical for the aerodynamics

    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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      Like the headlights on a Nissan Leaf.

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      First thing I thought when I saw it was that he looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld. 😂

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    My inner conspiracy theory is that Elon made the Cybertruck’s shape while learning to use a modeling software, sent it to the engineers at Tesla and said “make this a car”.

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      splines disabled.

  • The Real King Gordon@lemmy.world
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    Bro shaped like a deep breath.

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    Real question: how is he so wildly deformed?

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      Idk if it’s true but I remember reading that it’s what happens when you take steroids but don’t work out, which I’m totally willing to believe without any proof because it’s 1000% something Elon Musk would do

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    The longer you look at that photo the weirder he looks.

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    “It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”

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    Both are equally gross.

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    Everyone: “Low poly Elon is not real” Low Poly Elon:

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    When you suck your fat gut in so hard your rib cage pops out.

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    When I was a kid, I would read (among other things) X-Men novels. Wolverine wasn’t as popular of a character back then, but he frequently featured prominently. A common descriptor for his character was “barrel chested.”

    I never really knew what that meant before.

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      Both of my dogs are barrel-chested, so I understand the concept. My 18 pound chihuahua/dachshund mix has to wear a medium-sized harness because his chest is so big.

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    Weird “Moonwalker” vibes.

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