Omg I wish I had that many rubber spatulas

If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants blinding everyone else LOL

Chloroplasts are the mitochondria of the plant

Berries taste better when you’re bleeding

Another Daily Mail song

Hey! Fuck you!

It looks like you couldn’t decide on “bizarre” or “bazaar” so you split the difference. Bazaar is a market place, bizarre is weird. Just fyi, not trying to be a dick about it happy holidays love you

There was only one victim so far.

I had one of these

it would have cost you literally nothing to not post that

but you did

photographic evidence

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

This is crazy. If you search for Ronnie Palmer, this story pops up with a mugshot of a… rough-looking black guy with dreads and tattoos. But Google shows a picture of a different Ronnie Palmer, who was a white rugby player, for the Wikipedia page for yet another Ronnie Palmer, clean cut black guy who is a former football player and coach. And somebody updated the Wikipedia page to say that Ronnie Palmer is the suspect.

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

“In March of 1987, this situation was brought to light, and it was confessed and repented of. I submitted myself to the Elders of Shady Grove Church and the young lady’s father. They asked me to step out of ministry and receive counseling and freedom ministry, which I did.”

What the fuck

Like, what in the actual fuck

“People found out I raped a child but her dad said it was kinda chill”

He’ll be back on stage at the turn of the tide.

Ma’am, this is a meme

You should wash your hands after shitting whether or not you have a bidet.

before:2023

Yo that’s kinda demeaning to people without dicks.

They’re spineless and witless and heartless and brainless and feckless. But the presence or lack of a dick has no bearing on character.