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What is PSL
Pumpkin spice latte
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Pumpkin spice lasagna
I prefer this reply.
Pickled squid lemonade
No hot chocolate is a gross omission.
I agree. Hot chocolate is the best.
Hot chocolate drinkers
- happy and confident
- not defined by a list
- happy for everyone else that feels represented
Yerba mate
- night owl in a morning people world
- grumpy [S. Cone or Syria] | hipster [elsewhere]
- caffeine addict in denial
- Brazilian 🇧🇷🤷
By “Southern Cone” I’m including PR/SC/RS/MS. It fits with “grumpy people”.
(Although technically MS, half PR and Paraguay would be in a third category - “overheated, needs a chill drink”)
Okay but where is the unexpected tattoo?
looks down on myself
WTF, that was unexpected.
milk
Sidenote tho black coffee is fucking tasty as shit ok
I like my coffee like I like my soul
I like my coffee like I like my women
Without someone else’s dick in it.
We get it, you don’t take prisoners.
Tea people are definitely more cat people than dog people, but otherwise pretty accurate
Lipton english breakfast = dog person
Single estate darjeeling = cat person
Jasmine tea = fire nation spy
GIVE ME CAFFEINE OR GIVE ME DEATH!
I’m a Black Coffee girlie IRL, but in this the PSL definitely describes me better.
I can fix Astarion. I swear it!
What is PSL? Sounds like magic mushroom coffee
What’s PSL?
How about Yerba Maté?
No thanks, mate.
Hell yeah! Straight outta that gourd all night long because TANGO DANCIN’ DOES NOT STOP
This is the only caffeinated drink I still regularly drink, I’m pretty sure. One before my martial arts class is just enough of a perk to help me remember what I learn.
Only ever met one person who had YM as part of their morning routine. Recovering alcoholic pilot, doing his best to adjust to a slower life. He wanted nothing more than to go on a weeks-long solo hikes up a mountain. And gardened.
And so that’s what I always picture for Yerba Mate drinkers.
I do black but decaf. What would that mean?
Psychotic masochist?
That the end is nigh.
You’re on the road to water!
(or an ex smoker)
Where’s coffee with sugar and milk? I feel invisible 🥺
If it’s a Double Double, then:
- Canadian
- blue collar
- commutes to work
Death before decaf sounds about right for me.
Caf before decaf. More coffee for me.
Yeh I’d never give up caffeine by doing something silly like dying.
Diet soda gang rise up!
While it’s true that I’m not a big fan of mornings happening so early and that I don’t take prisoners, the latter is because I’m in favor of restorative justice, not that I kill humans in stead of caging them. Also, I DO drink decad if I want a hot drink and it’s too late for caffeine to not keep me awake until 4am 🤷
This is maybe the first time I do not feel include in any of the description and I drink three of these (coffee, tea and water) on a regular base and green juice now and then 😂
Yeah, the descriptions are pretty silly. I just drink black coffee but I’m also just fine in the mornings, though I never used to be. But that’s also because I was a kid and was going to bed at 2am and waking up at 7 for school. Or in college, going to bed at 4 and waking up at 10 for class hungover. It was all my own fault. Now I’m an adult and I have better sleep hygiene, and routinely wake up at 4 or 5 for work.
They used a too-generic label for tea but that covers all bases, while doing a couple very specific types of coffee that leave many bases uncovered.
What about people who like a little cream and sugar in their coffee but don’t do lattes? I make mine in a moka pot, add a pump of vanilla syrup and a splash of half & half.
