Wearing a surgical drain is brave all on its own, but that makes me extra inspired!

And for multiperson scanning of compatible patients in a dramatically more cancerous pandemic-affected modern cohort with dwindling hospital infrastructure! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

It’s always a great time to make respirator masks like N95s a part of your life, even if you stopped or never started. The future will have even more fun reasons to own inexpensive P100 elastomerics with backup multi-gas cartridges too!

Ellis’ buddy Keith would know that this is the plot of the second volume of Don Quixote

For fellow Americans just waking up, observe how much better this sounds than ‘zoodles’

(and don’t @ me about chiffonades and spiralizing and julienning. actually do, spiralizers kick ass)

I see edit 2 and you ain’t in the ER yet homie!! Get the fuck in there and we’ll talk when you get back if they don’t solve your mystery.

Super briefly, Long COVID can cause clotting shit that a bunch of society wants to overlook, and damage to the erectile tissue can come with unlucky COVID infections as well. Just keep that in your head for the moment.

Now fucking go. All our hope is with you and your future boners.

I do needs it. I just want NIST and NIOSH and Amtrak and all the other cool shit to be okay :/

Woke antifa INFILTRATOR promoting SECOND LANGUAGE EDUCATION in LEETSPEAK so your CHILD can learn HACKING on USENET

gonna solve world hunger by empowering billionaires to eat the peanuts outta my shit

If we’re fixing America’s beshittlements, can we restore the Hawaiian monarchy?

I don’t see a mention of this form of drinkin’ vinegar, but I love me some shrub. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub_(drink)

https://lemmy.world/c/bestoflemmy

Worth paying to support MetaFilter too, we’re gonna need Web 1.0 like never before

Gonna stand at the US-Canadian border with my sleeve rolled up, cover myself in maple syrup, and wait for favorable winds so the Mounties’ vaccine drone can dart me

ragtime syncopations slowly crescendo as I put on my suspenders and pickle barrel

ECCE HOMO QVI EST FABA

Your link might be broken, all I can see is concept art for the opening mission of Metal Gear Solid V

Keep those respirators on, cuties 🌹

He was wearing a gun youtuber’s tee shirt. The channel is worth a gawk if you enjoy rubbernecking at America’s crumpled wreckage.

She’s actually just eating a slice of watermelon off his chest.