Wanda just knows that Timmy is a complete idiot and would find a way to threaten the survival of humanity with any wish.
I wish everyone was addicted to crack
That counts as mind control, which is against da rulez
Then watch all protons suddenly burp out a couple of leptons and a photon, instantly decay into some other lower mass thingy.
As long as protons are the lowest mass baryon, there is nothing for them to decay to (barring violation of baryon number conservation).
But surely with a higher mass, they’ll be - to quote C3PO here - not entirely stable, with a new lower mass and that particle having another name.
And then Cosmos wand goes limp and farts, because that’s against Da Rules
Have him wish for a change in the duration of a second, and watch as the metric system falls apart.
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I don’t feel very positive about this idea.
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It’s a pretty on point parody of their characters. Wanda being the responsible voice of reason. Cosmo being the fun one.
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Maybe, but I deciped OP as the chad and you as the soy in my mind so your argument is invalid