5$ of mesh is an option.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
I think the real question here is wtf kind of crazy doorknob is that?!?!?
I’m betting this is less of a knob and more of an immobile handle.
That just makes this even more evil lol
90° rotated robotic horse penis and it. Is. A. Fan. Of. Yoooohooouuuu!
Small pistol grip, John woo style.
I hate drain holes that appear to go all the way down to bedrock where you can feel heat coming from the earth below. Like it’s the first chapter of Journey to the Center of the Earth.
I’d keep the keys attached to a belt or wrists or something. If I lived there long enough, I’d even steal the lid and replace it with something finer…
Seeing all these “just get a giant key chain” comments reminds me that Lemmy’s core user base is the software engineer who stores a giant keychain in his cargo shorts, along side a multitool and the world’s thickest wallet.
You mean it’s NOT an accurate random sample of reality?
Wait. Everyone isn’t running Linux on their daily driver?
Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless. No. 1 life skill.
Lockpicklawyer alt account detected /jk
Until you drop that down the grate too
Just use a keychain that is bigger that the grill pitch, any small trinket will do.
But then you need to carry around a big keychain.
House owner: That’s $499 for a new key.
NO.
If anyone has a term for this specific phobia, please let me know
llllkeyllllphobia. Makes about as much sense as some other phobia names!
His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy…deleted by creator
Look… If you had… one shot… or one opportunity… To open every door you ever wanted… one moment… Would you capture it? Or just let it slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drops bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his hands but the keys won’t come out He’s chokin, how? Everybody’s jokin now The clock’s run out, time’s up, over - BLAOW!
This could make me carry around my keys on a retractable lanyard like a postal worker.
You could just get a largish key chain accessory.
this guy drops (his keys)
I think you’d be in gas-station-keyring territory to do the job reliably. How about a hubcap?
I prefer those little plastic shovels.
Some window screen and zip ties would solve that problem.
Folded beach towel is one and done
Looks like a job for Michael Scott’s Toilet Buddy (formerly known as Toilet Guard)
