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But the more poop, the higher the mountain.
Shit Peak
Peak Shit
Seak Phit
How about their shit and the rest of their garbage? Or raise the tax/fine for not doing so to better fund efforts to clean up the mountain. First option is probably better because then no one has to risk their life cleaning up after other people.
I get that it’s a crazy achievement to summit the highest point above sea level, a point dozens, if not hundreds have died to reach, but it shouldn’t come at the cost of the environment.
there is enough garbage there now that they could just make the tourist permit require everyone to bring down more than they take up with them
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See rich idiots. Now its a double SECRET hard mode to validate your self worth. Harder than ever before. Heres a trashbag.
It would be hilarious to see their ego turn them into park janitors.
Honestly, the achievement shouldn’t be who making it to the summit anymore. It should be who removed the most trash. Or a yearly summit+trash removal competition. More impressive than an Olympic gold medal, the Everest Restoration medal!
I think they should do a cleaning brigade gauntlet made of potential climbers. If you aclimate and clean well enough you get invited back for the next season depending on performance. Then, at the sherpa’s discretion, you may be allowed to summit. Sort of a “prove your worth first”. I bet the traffic jams and garbage would become a thing of the past.
If you lose you become part of the next crew’s load
perhaps they could also grab a random corpse and take it down with them?
They could make it part of the marketing. Climb the mountain, get your bragging rights and a free corpse!
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Cue wealthy upper-crust climbers clutching their pearls - “Well I never…!”
Now that’s a shitpost