This reminds of that time I came back home so wasted I thought eating a kebab while taking a shower with my clothes still on was a good idea.
Once I had a shower beer, slipped and hit the floor on my back, glass shattered all around me. Too scared to move because I was rather intoxicated—hence the fall—I had my house mate throw a towel in so I could cover myself, then they shut the water off and told me where I could safely crawl out backwards with my elbows.
It was stressful. And I still got cut on leg somehow. Very easy clean up though.
Mayoknees
This actually looks like a real photo and not an AI generated pic. If so, props to OP for the dedication in creating this monstrosity.
It is not my creation, but it is a real picture I found. I appropriated it from somewhere.
The only bad part of that picture is the socks on in the tub, besides that I could get behind a bath burger or six.
There’s some weird shit people do for likes.
Edit: stupid speech to text
It’s okay, there’s an extra jar of mayo on the ledge
Sonic’s there too
I don’t trust him, he and Mario have other sinister plans
I’m just wondering why he’s so swollen while mario isn’t
At least you’re using Duke’s, clear evidence you’re still sane.
That’s the one time a grocery store deal actually achieved its purpose of getting me to permanently switch brands. That mayo is perfect down to the texture.
No ice cream? Weird.
What do you do for diner?
girl breakfast
Is that mfin potato salad?
Mayo
Nice homage to the 2009 classic Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games at Vancouver!
Is there a “Thanks, I hate it” community? Please cross post 💀
Damn Dutch
He has a plan
Must be Canadian
