lemmy.yachts
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前

You weirdos

lemmy.world

message-square
30
fedilink
384

You weirdos

lemmy.world

no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前
message-square
30
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    1 年前

    Maybe we’re just really tired

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 年前

      That’s JUST what someone who sleeps in jeans would say.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 年前

      Yeah, I can fall asleep pretty much anywhere wearing anything. That being said, unless there’s a good reason not to, I fail to understand why anyone wouldn’t sleep nude. No clothing is more comfortable than nude, and don’t say warmth because that’s what blankets are for.

      • Gork@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        1 年前

        I can usually stand wearing underwear to bed, but not pants or shirt. Naked is great though.

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    1 年前

    Being able to take advantage of napportunities is a superpower, not a wierdity.

  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 年前

    Sleeping in jeans makes me horny. I’m not even joking. I’m being serious.

    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      1 年前

      Thanks for sharing.

      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        1 年前

        You’re welcome ;)

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 年前

      But… why?

      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 年前

        No idea. The tight/snug + hard-ish fabric probably?

        • Jax@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 年前

          I don’t know how to ask my next question without being crass, but I’m trying.

          Whatcha workin’ with in those jeans? I ask because all I can think of is pinching and periods of pants tightening uncomfortably.

          • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            edit-2
            1 年前

            Whatcha workin’ with in those jeans

            Like what do I have down there? Got a dick. But naah, after a lil bit of pondering, it’s prolly my chastity kink. I’ve always liked snug stuff. So I dunno ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 年前

    I’ve slept in jeans many a time. Never while sober, though.

  • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    1 年前

    It all depends on your tiredness and blood alcohol level.

  • Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 年前

    Nothing like jrifting off into jream land in my jeans

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 年前

    I am so sleep deprived I can literally fall asleep anywhere. “Sleeping in jeans” doesn’t count when it’s a 30 minute power nap on one of the cafeteria benches

  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 年前

    You guys can’t sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.

  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    1 年前

    Sometimes you have to sleep in whatever you’re wearing, and wherever you are.

  • MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    1 年前

    I was sleeping in jeans. I sensed a disturbance in the force so I logged into lemmy and saw this. Im going back to sleep with my jeans still on so later fuckers.

  • hperrin@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    1 年前

    If you can’t sleep in them, they’re probably ill fitting or bad quality. A good pair of jeans that fit well are really comfortable.

  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    1 年前

    I used to do this when I was in school so I didn’t have to get dressed in the morning

  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 年前

    You can sleep in anything if you’re drunk enough

    • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 年前

      I slept in a bush once!

      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 年前

        I slept in someone else’s room/bed before in college. They walked in, and were also drunk. They apparently thought they somehow lost claim to it, and didn’t bother to notify me until they sobered up in the morning.

  • idunnololz@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    1 年前

    I went camping with a friend once when I was younger and he just slept in his jeans. He said he did it all the time at home too. At the time I just assumed it was normal.

  • WereCat@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 年前

    Then there are people who sleep while wearing boots

    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 年前

      Like a real sleep? Or a power nap? I can see myself dozing off at a busy conference. But to fully rest my body, absolutely not.

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.57K users / day
  • 9.77K users / week
  • 16.1K users / month
  • 33.6K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 33.1K subscribers
  • 14.3K Posts
  • 230K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org