• psycho_driver@lemmy.world
    28·
    10 months ago

    My daughter farted in third grade and it took her until the sixth grade to get over it and realize her life wasn’t over.

  • wellee@lemmy.world
    21·
    10 months ago

    Omg yes. And it was blue. Because that dumb motherfucker had been eating crayons.

  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world
    17·
    10 months ago

    A kid threw up on the bus. The worst part was he was the new kid and for weeks no one would share a seat with him. Poor guy.

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
    14·
    10 months ago

    Yep. I remember his name too. We sat around a fake human skeleton and he puked. The teacher heaved him up and rushed him out the room, presumably to get the puke outside, but just ended up adding to the mess with a puke trail.

    Don’t ask me to remember what I did last week though.

  • TheIllustrativeMan@lemmy.world
    14·
    10 months ago

    How the hell do y’all remember first grade? I only have the spottiest of memories prior to high school. Heck even that is spotty, just more spots.

    • leapsy@lemmy.world
      1·
      10 months ago

      I’ve always wondered if people who don’t have as many old memories are less likely to have depression, so as someone who doesn’t have many old memories feel free to add to my data pool…

      • dingus@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        10 months ago

        Cannot confirm. I have very few old memories and I am depressed.

        Altho I do manage to remember a kid throwing up in class. I’m a bit of an emetophobe tho so that’s memorable lol.

  • Lowpast@lemmy.world
    12·
    10 months ago

    This was me once. Right before class ended. Too late to call my parents so they shoved me on a bus… not a good ride. Backpack had to be replaced

  • Rosco@sh.itjust.works
    12·
    10 months ago

    Yup that’s me. In Latin class I was very sick and I was too shy to interrupt the teacher and go to the infirmary and puked all over some guy’s backpack. He had to leave school with a trash bag containing what he could salvage from the mess.

  • Ænima@lemm.ee
    9·
    10 months ago

    Now I have a 4 yo and experience this once every few months. One session was on my leg and computer chair, another was all over his bed, etc.

    • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
      6·
      10 months ago

      one time i puked in my sleep and didnt even wake up until i was already cleaned up in the shower

      i was like 12. no clue how that happened or why it took so long to wake up

    • brewdtype@lemmy.world
      4·
      10 months ago

      A couple of weeks ago my 4.5 yo casually leaned over during lunch, vomited on the floor, then went back to eating as if nothing happened.

      • Ænima@lemm.ee
        2·
        10 months ago

        I suspect that you had concerns your kid wasn’t feeling bad, proceeded not to believe them when they said they were fine, then got to clean up puke during your lunch.

        The joys of parenting!

  • the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world
    8·
    10 months ago

    When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs… Then he threw up onto his plate.

    I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
    4·
    10 months ago

    Oh yeah, it’d happen a few times a year. Seemed to be more frequent on the bus, which makes sense considering how bumpy the ride was. I still remember the bus driver using sawdust to clean it up.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.eeEnglish
    4·
    10 months ago

    I don’t remember there being a student in my class that did that, but there was a kid in 2nd grade who could pretty much see his veins. You looked at him and always saw his blue veins all over. Don’t know how common that is for 2nd graders, but it was a thing I remember.