Taylor Swift has won the Superbowl! 🏈 There will be peace in Ukraine! There will be peace in Gaza! God bless the DNC! And GOD bless Taylor Swift! 🇺🇲❤️🔥
I was playing the “take a shot everytime Swift endorses Biden” game. I am angrily sober…
Conspiracy theorists are hard at work trying to fit today’s events into an updated conspiracy theory that shows that her silence is actually part of the deep state plan.
The number of “look at this happy woman enjoying herself” angry posts is just the best.
These sad fucks just telling on themselves as they rage at simple human joy.
I was looking forward to sneering at those but haven’t seen any. Apparently I’m much better at creating a safe space away from the right wing loonies than I realized.
Edit: Ah, the secret is twitter. Of course. I see them now. lol
I feel like twisting that word to describe those people: Conswiftory Theorists
I called it the Swiftiebowl and apparently someone did a meme about the next Madden game that it included Taylor Swift and people lost their minds.
today’s events
whats going on
From another outsider:
- I think Taylor Swift is
marriedto a player of one of the teams competing for the superbowl. - She previously encouraged young people to vote (but not for whom), which would be bad for Republicans as they’re unpopular with young people.
- Right wing media cooked up a theory that the super bowl was fixed so the team of Taylor Swift’s
husbandwould win, resulting in Taylor Swift being called to the victory celebration where she then would endorse Joe Biden.
As far as I take it from this thread, the team actually won, but the endorsement didn’t happen, confusing conspiracy nutters everywhere.
They’re not married, otherwise pretty good summary.
- I think Taylor Swift is
Maybe that’s a September/October thing. He doesn’t need it now.
I’ve been waiting my entire life to see my team win a Super Bowl, and freaking Swifties get one their first season.
After last night I’ve seen my team go to the big game and lose thrice in the past decade or so…is that better or worse?
Kittle > Kelce
Trust me, worse.
Detroit?
Cleveland
My condolences
I’m sorry. At least you have the Buckeyes?
I’m a fan, but they are more a Columbus team. Plus, a NCAA natty just can’t compete with a Super Bowl title.
congrats joe biden!
Can someone please explain this meme to a non-american? Been seeing this everywhere and the us president has posted that pic of himself with red eyes on twitter and I have no idea what’s going on.
The most marketable person on the planet is dating a dude on the chiefs. She recently asked people in the US to vote. That is bad for Republicans (regressives). Now the idiots say she is working for the “deep state.” You can’t use logic to change someone that believes themselves into it.
Taylor Swift is dating someone who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs, the Chiefs just won the Super Bowl. There were some very smart people online who had a conspiracy theory that the entire relationship was fake and that the Chiefs were going to win the Super Bowl so that Taylor Swift could endorse Joe Biden to all of America after they won.
I mean, Fox News anchors had entire segments about her potentially endorsing Biden if the chiefs win and how she should “stay out of politics”, as if they don’t impact everyone.
It’s only ‘stay out of politics’ when they support the left. If some mouth breather like Gina Carrano opens her stupid mouth about politics in their favor, they’re all for it.
I am a proud leftist. I am also a football fan. I am also drunk. That said; fuck Travis Kelce as well as that turd man Patrick Mahomes. Ceasefire in Gaza now as well for the synapses in my brain on that WW3 timing
As a Ravens fan and a leftist I agree. The season was rigged from the start. I don’t know how it just was and no I won’t listen to reason.
If it gets it means Biden wins in November I’ll grudgingly accept it though.
Why so angry?
Amens
🎵She stays up too late … mmm hmmm🎵
Lol. 4chan loves Taytay. Tread lightly.
Pelosi’s team lost.
Nvidia cleaned up recently though, so i think shes probably okay.
As someone who always had a fondness for the 49ers, how DARE you besmirch them so?
Next you’re going to call LA Lakers Harvey Weinstein’s team, the Diamondbacks the team of Joe Arpaio and the NY Rangers Team Woodie Allen!
I meant no offense, but you have to admit that MAGA football fans having to choose between Team TayTay and Team Pelosi is hilarious.
I was just being silly myself and yeah, that IS glorious 😄