There must be some perverse incentives for the Kool-Aid Man to sell the blood of his species to humans.
9 out of 10 mass murdering cult leaders recommend.
They prefer Flavor Aid.
So embarrassing when my friends from the other cult come over and we have the store brand suicide drink.
Is the Kool-Aid Man one of a species? Are there multiple of this MF running around?
I can hardly wait to “well ackshually” some unsuspecting person with this information
Um, actually.*
RIP Mike Trapp. May you go on to better pastures… At Disney apparently.
Wait Mike left Dropout? Who is going to host the show now???
Ify Nwadiwe!
Trailer below: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6lnxZ9QbI
Awe hell yeah I can get down with Ify!!! What a good new host choice!
Drink of his blood and be saved (from dehydration).
But not diabetes! OH YEAH!
Where are the interstitial fluids, kool-aid man? Where is the cerebrospinal fluid?
The glass is a shell to contain the unholy blood of Kool-aid Man.
I see. So he is like one of those double wall pitchers, but filled with his sweet juices instead of a vacuum. The secrets are contained in the pitcher
He looks single walled to me, yet he is not sweating (condensating).
Curious.
Bonus:
Does anyone else’s mind make the crack go wakawakawaka and start eating pellets
I think there’s some trickery afoot. His true nature is being concealed
This doesn’t make sense to me. Kool-aid man is obviously a golem made from glass, crystal, diamond or transparent aluminum, something that can withstand impact with walls, though we can’t rule out magical reinforcement.
The fluid inside him isn’t used for biological processes, he is just carrying it around. If you empty him, he can just be refilled.
Indeed, the proof is in the kool-aid
This seems like a pretty reasonable hypothesis. I see only one possible flaw. Golems are known for their extreme stupidity. Only being able to follow the literal meaning of restrictions and not talking. How does that fit into the Kool-aid man golem hypothesis? This is important we need to know.
Dumb. Any child learns that in the first grade
I thought I learned about Wumbo… There’s a Kool-Aid curriculum I missed out on?
Oh yeah?
These are the important questions.
So the kool-aid man changes his blood every day?
The Kool-aid man donates. Do you?
I think it’s more like we would donate to him. After all, he doesn’t create his own blood, he has to get it in water and flavor packets.
Correct answer would have been “yes”.
