Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn’t.
I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there’s only one way to find out. BRB I’m goin’ to Walmart…
It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.
Oh dang you must have gotten to Walmart before I did. Thanks for letting us know how the detergent tasted.
https://www.amazon.com/Fabuloso-Purpose-Cleaner-Lavender-Sparkling/dp/B0B61VTJN3 honestly, I can see someone trying to drink these.
You don’t remember that whole Tide Pod thing?
My comment is spin on “remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.”
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How bad is life going for someone when they get mad enough at paint to stand on a retail sales counter?
I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUS
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
I WANT MY YUMMY DETERGENT
Probably not as bad as you’re thinking, he’s actually been waiting for this moment for years.
I’m not quite following you. Are you suggesting this is pent up righteous indignation? Or like they feel it is an injustice so egregious they now get to “make a stand” or something?
I think the suggestion is that he’s always wanted to stand on the desk, and was just angry enough to feel justified in doing so.
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I think I found the poster Mr. PaintStander has on his wall.
Not very. Or incredibly.
Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.
my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.
she abstained of course but the craving was there
Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor… Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.
I craved spaghetti during my first pregnancy. Am I gonna be okay?
My second and third pregnancies, I craved nothing in particular. Am I gonna be ok?
I think they meant like, non-food, dangerous substances.
Yeah, it’s just nonfood things. The main one that it manifests as is clay.
That’s vitamin deficiencies, calcium in particular
Dangit, I was hoping to be added to some bizarre statistic of people with raging spaghetti cravings.
Yeah like if you have a craving for bicycle chains or something
Maybe she had covid??
Thanks, Donald.
Oh those were interesting days. Driving out in the middle of the night to get underripe green sour fruit and eating this one weird chicken rice curry thing every day for a month because “it’s the best shit ever”.
I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn’t actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn’t actually check if anyone was watching.
Sometimes people are just weird…
Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must’ve known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That’s all the thrill he needed.
If he checked before he committed, it would devalue the bit if anyone noticed! Its infinitely funnier to turn around like you were caught with a hand in the cookie jar lol
Checking to see ruins the act
I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.
alcohol maybe?
Yeah you’d definitely have to be shit faced to take a swig of gasoline
So, she died from that, right?
You might say she paid for it.
Which island?
Not to be that guy but I am betting it is more likely that somehow he didn’t see that happening vs the almost certain suicide attempt he thinks he saw.
“I took a chug of detergent at Walmart and this happened” video dropping soon
I see this as an absolute win. The only downside is the results aren’t instant.
