• Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Idk man, fucking a bar of soap, clearly on the reg , and leaving it for the world to see is a bit different. Plus I feel like most dildo users have the presence of mind to put that shit up when they’re done.

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      1 year ago

      My ex would disagree as she’d leave hers lying out even when we had company over.

      We were both also very mental unwell so that could be a part of it

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      1 year ago

      That was made that way for the joke. How would you even begin fucking a flat bar of soap? Even pre-drilled, it would wear out too fast to be any fun.

      Don’t use conditioner guys!!!

      For the 4th time (I’m an idiot) I got serious dick issues. Don’t know if it dries the skin out or what, but the end gets hypersensitive, turns dark red, skin turns black and peels off, hurts like hell, and then you get nice, new pink skin. It’s painful and revolting and takes about a week for the whole process.

      Thought was just me until I saw a reddit post a few months back. LOTS of dudes experiencing the same exact thing.

      Don’t use conditioner guys!!!

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        1 year ago

        Even if you accidentally use conditioner instead of lube, there’s no way it will make the skin of your dick turn black and fall off. It’ll irritate your skin sure, but that won’t happen.

        One of two things must actually actually be happening…

        1. You’re using the conditioner lube to fuck something like sandpaper or a sex toy that is literally set on fire

        2. You’ve confused conditioner with something like lye or hydrochloric acid

        For the love of Christ, get your shit checked out

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      1 year ago

      When my sister and I lived with my parents our shower broke for a bit so we had to use my parents’ shower for a few days. Guess who forgot to take their dildo out of there… It was my sister not me but lucky for her and unlucky for me, my parents never clarified so they’ll just think what they will.