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F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

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Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

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F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

    I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

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    ✨michael jackson✨

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      yee yee

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    Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?

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      isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?

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        No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.

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          See, this is one belief system that is easy to disprove. Just look at all the people. Can anyone honestly say they’ve worked their way up? Are humans really the cream of the enlightenment crop?

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            Looks like someone is going down a peg or two next time…

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            Huh? No, of course you can’t, because you’d first have to be able to prove that any person in question had lived a previous life, and that kind of belief isn’t falsifiable.

            If the whole thing could be proven or disproven, then it would be science and not religion.

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    Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.

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      Michael Jackson? Is that you?

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      (homo dog)

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    Is this a warning or a manual?

    1: weird manual

    2: ???

    3:

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    Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

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      I’m Michael Jackson

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    Removed by mod

  • Wil Cooley@lemmy.world
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    Is this like the Thai version of Dr Bronner’s or the Time Cube?

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      You’re spot on, total Dr Bronner-syphilis-riddled-scrawlings-vibes here…

      (Jokes aside, I like Dr Bronner soap - apparently they run a decent company too)

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    There’s so much to unpack here, impressive.

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    This just shows you how many hoops people are willing to jump through to justify their bigotry.

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    Lmao, this is high quality shit posting

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    Which religion is this

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    Ahh, it would be good to be a horny sperm again.

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    Sounds like my kinda party.

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    This would be better in the form of a song titled “more sex more problem” set to tune of MO money MO problems.

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