Ohh fuckin hacks mate.

WHAT!?

Did he tell the journalist this or is there viable witnesses? I mean, it is Hulk Hogan were talking about.

Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

If I was a dictator, I would grant immunity to my stylist so they can freely tell me what they think of my look and hair.

And that’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near the back dock unattended.

Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

Yeah that one, couldn’t remember which kill screen it was.

Free Egg And Rice.

We should start saying that kid that got the Pac man Tetris kill screen is the greatest arcade game player in history. Just to piss this weird old man with a dyed “beard” and cheap AF looking American flag tie.

I just used OPs picture as a visualisation of of way of sbowballing, but yeah, this is just a good old fashioned spit swap.

Well when two people really like each other, one will finish in the others mouth, then the other will come share their treat with the other, sometimes like the picture sometimes more intimately.

It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.

My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

That image of David Cameron looks like he’s just walked in on you opening a tin that has all his dirty secrets insde and he’s fearful of being outed while being completely and utterly turned on by it.

I quite like them, haven’t burnt myself when smoking a bong in a long time.

I’m not gonna lie, that choked me up really good, I really needed that at the time.

I really hope that back end is the charging port and you get to park you car like one of those toy cars that you you ‘charge’ up and fire across the room.

You’re gonna get your second Cease and desist letter if you don’t tell us what the fuck you did!