I would do absolutely nothing differently, except I would have trouble falling asleep.

I’m an introvert, and I chose my husband specifically because being alone with him feels just as good as being alone.

…Well, most of the time. (He does get on my nerves occasionally.)

Lots of garlic in the food

Catch up on video games, reading, and maybe some shows they don’t care for.

Completely reorganize the kitchen, including cutlery drawers, appliances, and so on. Clean out the fridge and freezer, wiping down the walls and shelves. Organize and rotate all jars, cans, and boxes of food forward, like you’d see in a grocery store. Do this to the pantry as well. Top to bottom kitchen cleaning: sweep, mop, wipe down all surfaces.

Then, as a reward, I’ll slap my dragon dildo on the kitchen island and have my way with it while watching yuri on my Samsung fridge, covering myself in whipped cream and fruit syrups, losing myself multiple times right before I finally serve myself dessert. Yum.

Play video games, watch movies they don’t like and invite friends over for game night or cocktails mixing and hookah!

Lots of porn I assume

Find out how many times I can hammer one off before it starts to hurt.

Cook food that he doesn’t like

Vacuum under my bed in the middle of the night. That’s what passes as excitement for me.

Based on experience: play video games for too long instead of eating, watch movies they don’t normally enjoy, and forget to go to sleep at a reasonable time.

Not mushrooms, again.

Before my partner left for a work trip he showed me his stash of mushrooms in the freezer.

I wasn’t big into mushrooms since my first and only trip to that date, where I spent five hours wide awake in my room, believing my curtains, lamp and bedspread were going to dismember me and absorb my nutrients (my curtains were an amoeba.) But my boyfriend made a pretty good case for blending up a microdose fruit smoothie and chilling while he was away. He told me there were different kinds of shrooms, that I needed to measure the dose and just create a chill vibe.

Day one, I didn’t even think about the freezer stash. By day three I was so bored and alone I figured, what the hell?

Anyway, he came home to an impressive blanket fort in the living room and a box of farraday mesh fabric I bought to stop the robots because I watched Ex Machina.

Eat at arbitrary times when I’m hungry, and eat lots of spicy food. Smoke weed and play computer games. Feel a bit lonely.

I ain’t wearing any pants.

def having music on 24/7

Would invite my best friend for a sleepover, and we’d watch movies or a series together that he would never watch with me.