The omniscient unreliable narrator…
Fuck Kevin specifically!
actually, fuck practically anything except for two of each species
“You should definitely spend the day playing in that natural basin.”
mYsTeRiOuS wAaAayYyyYyYyssSsSsss!
That’s the free will of Kevin. Furthermore praying, playing ball and drowning or discovering gods lies and boarding the MS extinction disguised as some rare animal. One of many fucked up stories of the old testament.
We forget the people God drowned.
Literally everyone. Except 2.
“Now theres only two of every animal, including humans, in one boat. Yeah. There’s gonna be some fuckin’ on that boat, and I get to watch!”
And that includes insects, arachnids, freshwater and brackishwater animals, birds, terrestrial microbes, ecologic niche animals (e.g. cave based).
And I guess seeds, spores, buds, fragments, etc. for every single non-oceanic botanic species in 7 continents. Keeping them alive for weeks, and cattering to their incredibly distinct needs.
I’m pretty sure god just pranked Noah.
