• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        “Now theres only two of every animal, including humans, in one boat. Yeah. There’s gonna be some fuckin’ on that boat, and I get to watch!”

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          And that includes insects, arachnids, freshwater and brackishwater animals, birds, terrestrial microbes, ecologic niche animals (e.g. cave based).

          And I guess seeds, spores, buds, fragments, etc. for every single non-oceanic botanic species in 7 continents. Keeping them alive for weeks, and cattering to their incredibly distinct needs.

          I’m pretty sure god just pranked Noah.