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It’s called fashion. Look it up.

One hand washes the other.

You should check “The Penguin”. Somehow better than The Batman.

Comparing an F16 to a fulcrum is just hurtful, you know, for the fulcrum.

40,000 feet down approximately and there’s a cozy jet-fuel bonfire at the end of said staircase.

Is this the “He went to live in a farm upstate where he can run and play” version of Russian-aligned dictators?

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The “Just Kidding, but maybe not” kind of memes are both common in the tankie group as well in the right-wing group, which makes me thing it’s just the same people with different costumes, also known as a reskinned model.

So random, those words could mean anything! Clearly we will never know the motive!

So you see, that’s where the trouble began. That smile. That damn smile.

Es un milagro de navidad! (Navidaz?)

I went to the doctor because I was worried about me grinding my teeth (bruxism).

Instead of saying “hagishiri” or 歯ぎしり I said “hagEshiri” or ハゲ尻

so I told to the doctor I was worried about my bald ass.

I think most people can guess as it’s very common to hear the “no habla” one.

I’ve got one though: A roommate told his new Spanish boyfriend that she wasn’t feeling like meeting his parents because she was “muy embarazada”.

Turns out that’s not embarrassed, that’s pregnant.

This is even more important as it may also force you to get up and go to pee now and then, which may save someone from building stones.

Are you my wife?

Too many cooks, too many cooks.

This thought is brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends.

That’s like Capsaicin, which was supposed to deter mammals so birds could eat the fruit and “drop” the seeds in a distant place.

You joke but I’m legitimately concern about the ensuing leopard obesity pandemic.

Superman’s movie made me fear this for as long as I have memory.