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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Let's confuse Americans!

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Let's confuse Americans!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Bruh, mark your cum jug NSFW, we’re not confused. Everyone has a cum jug.

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      Wait … what?

      I’ve just been using a box this whole time!

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        Reddit is leaking

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    I’m a hot blooded American and I can recognize a delicious pitcher of horse semen any day of the week.

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    Wait where’s the bag?

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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

    • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?

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        I regret that there ever was a 6th day.

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Homestuck detected.

  • feef@lemmy.world
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    Not American, what is this?

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    • Sippy Cup@lemmy.world
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      You could fit so many ponies in that bad boy

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    I hope you don’t throw away the bag and keep your milk like that.

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    For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it

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      You are over the age of 40.

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    Is it because it doesn’t have high fructose corn syrup in it?

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      No, it is because it is not a gun.

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    Everyone’s confused buddy.

  • SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world
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    The only thing I’m confused by is that you thought this would confuse us…

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    • Pwnmode@lemmy.world
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      Lol love this thread with so many people confidently incorrect. It’s not common to come in bags but not the norm. Also… Yeah why isn’t it still in the bag.

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        come in bags

        that’s dehumanizing and just rude.

    • hswolf@lemmy.world
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      a bag? what savages don’t use a box or a glass?

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙@lemmy.world
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    Did you get that from your milk faucet?

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    All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

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      I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.

      The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.

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    It’s a pitcher of a picture of milk, what’s not to get?

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