The military and drinking are like peas and carrots

Ability to give people taste buds wherever I think is funniest at the time

A: Itsa fuggina joke B: Its also true

Fans of Asmongold are NOT people

Cable guys used em too. Can still remember how they smelled from hugging my dad when he’d get home from work as a kid. Leathery and sweaty lmaoo

As someone who went through something similar, Linux Mint is a really great option. Based off Ubuntu so lots of software, cinnamon desktop environment for a windows familiar feel and layout, and stable releases.

Sorry but shes an ultra-conservative. She probably means it.

He’s right there in the damn picture, just take him

You walked right into that one ;)

Okay boomer

Taco bell on Michigan?

Yer mum

Fucking rad

We absolutely should so I can put the end of that pipe in my mouth

Wow, it looks just like the brain of someone who has abused aerosols!

Mad Men sounds much too negative for my blood. I’d rather see Glad Men.

But she wasn’t a bigot, she doesn’t qualify.

Took too long

Faster

Figure it out yourself, binch