Wait, people sit on those things for longer than 5 mins?
Just shit on the walls and the company will readjust again
Don’t be an animal, just shit in the trash can in the bosses office, like a civilized person.
But seriously, this sounds like a good way to get rich. Once you “accidentally” slip off the toilet and crack your head open, then you can sue for the big bucks.
Damn, voluntarily taking on a TBI for a chance at a OSHA/Workman’s Comp lawsuit?
Make sure not to sign me up, but don’t let me get in your way.
Just “slip off” and complain of back pain. Soft tissue damage does not show up on xrays.
Transparent stalls with video surveillance
Jerk off and give them a show!
The pigs would fire you then sell the video online.
Molotov Cocktail
I’d bring a wedge and keep it on my desk.
“oh that? Yeah that’s my poopin’ wedge, wanna take her for a spin?”
UK workers gonna end up with calfs of iron.
Go to take a shit after a few hours in a non-climate controlled warehouse so your sweaty butt cheeks just slide off the toilet and break your coccyx. Now you get worker’s comp.
This should be posted in latestagecapitalism and aboringdystopia
You can do that for disability reasons.
This is just grounds to have a Squatty Potty at work.
Next up, companies will force
employeesCOLLABORATORS wear diapers during their shifts, no more bathroom breaks to anyoneNot sure how these novel toilets work.
But I’m quite sure they forgot a piece, luckily you can buy that for about 8€ and bring it to work.
Compensates nicely for the angle.
Also don’t know how to flush them but the boss will work that out.Good thing they’re in private places so the asshole who ordered it won’t know who broke it on day one.
Make a poop wedge.
I’ll just stand then
Gonna bring by own squatty potty to work
When they install these toilet I think it’s a sign they want you to get creative with it.
Leave the pot and home anfd find a place at work that inspires you.Isn’t this kind of a move toward that anyway? The design seems like it raises your knees
You will need to brace yourself with your feet so you don’t (slowly) slide off the seat.
Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
You don’t even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.
here waiting for the fucking guillotines
Don’t forget to make the neck rest at a 13° angle so they don’t get to comfy in there.
Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
Squatty Potty
Stool stool.
This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
