Steven Segal
Bond. James Bo- hack cough wheeze rasp gasp… cough hack wheeze stumbling fatly
Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.
You got a petition going?
I’m too lazy xD
Michael Cena
Sadly he’s no longer with us, but Andre the Giant.
Neil Breen… remember, eyes on Breen
adam sandler
Hubie’s thermos goes hard, maybe Danny Devito
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
Seth Rogan
Rebel Wilson. Shit wait they already did that movie. Uhhh Rowan Atkinson. Oh God dammit nevermind they did that one to. Okay okay, hold on, I have the perfect one. We get Larry the Cable Guy, but it’s not actually him, he reprises his role as, get this, Mater from the Cars universe! Oh wow I really suck at this.
John Oliver
I’d watch the fuck out of that.
Oh, now, wait a minute…!
Logan Paul
Just recast a Bond movie from Pineapple Express.
James Franco would be worse than Seth Rogen as Bond, because he’d take any sexually aggressive scenes too seriously.
So Seth Rogen gets to be M, Danny McBride is Q, and Amber Heard is the Bond girl.
Kind of fits, in a shitting the bed kind of way.
That last line, lmfao
Woody Harrelson
Fern Brady
Have I met these henchmen before?
Ronald Reagan. not like when he was alive either.
dig up his corpse and make the fuckin movie.
The President as an actor?!
