I’d honestly be more suspicious of those who do pass it 3 times in a row.

@[email protected] anyone?

Would it really be better to have as few unique bits as possible? I think that it’s great to be able to tell at a glance what part of Steam you’re on. It’s a program with many features. Then again, you can still use Big Picture Mode if you really want to dumb it down.

A CNC mill seems much more capable of manufacturing firearms than some 300 buck printer.

Joan is a great writer! I’m glad to see a fellow lemming linking her work here.

To paraphrase OP’s body text, if I did a shitty job I wouldn’t be receiving $1.9M checks in the mail.

Golden parachute successfully deployed.

Damn! What a bummer. I was actually considering buying their Beyond if they introduced eye tracking to it. I’ll probably make a burner email and stick that into an Apple store if they don’t fix their rather ridiculous iPhone requirements. Thanks for sharing!

A fine fellow I met at an open day at a university asked me for my LINKEDIN. I told him that I didn’t use it, and then he asked me for my Instagram. Somehow, my Dad was almost as astounded as him that I had neither. You can probably guess which social media I only really use nowadays.

Any real American would have called 1-800-LUIGI

Is this not a shitpost? Why is it being downvoted so much?

We ate 9 metrics tons of food, drank a bottle of beer and wine each and finally set off €300 worth of fireworks at midnight. I eventually went to bed, but then my parents woke me up to help extinguish the shed, as one of them had a severe lapse in judgement and placed the box full of detonated fireworks inside. We even left a box outside that kept on rekindling itself, no matter how many buckets of water we poured on it. That was also the first time the fire brigade ever paid a visit to my house. Thankfully, only a shelf of random items was totally destroyed. The firemen told us that we called them just in time, as the roof was about to burn to the ground.

I’d rather say that it’s a matter of exponentially increasing funding and computing power.

Half Life. While I am too young to have played it when it released, it still was an astounding game for its time.

The dickhead you’re looking for is now called Satya Nadella.

It might have been a better joke to depict Trump steering the self driving car.

I’ve never heard of “dwarf” before. Is Deep Rock Galactic part of it?

Here’s something quite similar

Would explainshell.com suffice?