- “What should I say on the sign to explain why we can’t open today?” - “Oh, I don’t know just put some reasons down” - Yeah, this seems like a case of “it’s not my job to interperet my boss’s incomprehensible behaviour on their behalf”. 
- Our post office was closed for the entire day on Tuesday. No reasons given. Normally, about three to four people work there. - One customer scribbled something about Deutsche Post’s disdain for its customers on the notice. But I’m afraid we are going to have to get used to this kind of thing. 
 
- American dates scare me innards. - It’s like they’re just scribbling random numbers. 
- is this (06/29)/18 or 06/(29/18)? - First one 
 
- (Frame of reference)/(Precise point)/(Info not needed in most scenarios) is the objectively best date format for being understood - Yeah, no. - Sounds like someone is stuck in their ways and just wants to vent 
 
 
 
- Alright, keep your secrets 
- Fuck it , let the customers figure this shit out. I’m not even supposed to be here today. 
- This was over seven years ago. Did they ever reopen? I mean, the sign is still up! 
- this\fuck\standard 
- Definitely not an alien invasion. 
- I get it, I was swamped that day too. 








