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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Lick it.

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Lick it.

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    This one hangs in my bathroom:

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Well your life certainly can be short if you lick just whatever.

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    My thrift store trips just became so much more fun.

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    LMAO

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    I also suggest putting ketchup in the soap pump dispenser. Really throws them for a loop.

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    This is evil and yet I can not censor it.

    Do it. Have some fun. Tease Darwin.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    Meanwhile in the kitchen

    LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PEE

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      my gram had a crosssstitch that said “if you sprinkle / when you tinkle / be a sweetie / wipe the seatie”

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      IF IT’S YELLOW, LET IT MELLOW.

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      Right next to the crockpot.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      This is even better.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    First thing I’m going to do when I get a bandsaw is cut out a cursive “Ingest” to put in my kitchen. Then possibly an “Excrete” in the bathroom. “Shit Shower Shave” would be another option.

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      just get a magnet that says IN and put it on the fridge, and a vinyl sticker that says OUT to put on the shitter

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        I want to label my toilet /dev/null now.

        • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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          Part of me wants to amend mine to “Garbage In” and “Garbage Out”, but my wife and I are both good cooks and I don’t want to imply that about our leftovers.

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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            I just like the idea of lampooning the vapidness of the whole trend, and I don’t know whether it would be more effective to stencil LIVE LAUGH LOVE in impact font on diamond plate or to put things like “Obey Consume Submit” in the girly handwriting font.

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      A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

      Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m a woodworker, so I have a reason to own a bandsaw other than this project, I don’t need a cricut. I don’t have a band saw already because there is NO room in my shop for one. It’s actually getting hard to walk around in there.

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          Scroll saw would be more effective for this, but the bandsaw would be more versatile.

          • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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            Yeah, in my shop a band saw would be used for resawing as much as anything. RIght now I resaw with my table saw, which…isn’t great. I don’t do much intricate scrollwork, or if I do, out comes the jigsaw. It’s what I rough cut the bottom arched piece of this with.

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              I use my bandsaw the most in my shop (maybe second to the sander now that I think of it.) I’ve had a scroll saw I got from my dad’s shop that may have come from my grandpa’s. Weighs a ton. I’ve had it ten years and never used it.

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                I don’t know if I can say if I use my table saw or my router table more. If I do have to make curved cuts or something I haul out one of my jigsaws.

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            Much harder to remove fingers with a scroll saw. Also way tighter curves and blind holes can be done. Plus you can get old ones for almost free off marketplace.

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              Can confirm, got my scroll saw at a yard sale for $20

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    I have one that says “don’t be afraid to take whisks” next to one that says “do crimes”

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Lick the bowl, drink the bong water.

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    I love it. I want it. Gimme the sign!

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