The far end might sound smart to you if you’ve never taken physics classes, but…
Daily reminder that physicists contribute nothing to society /j
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i know what gravity is, but i dont believe in it
I mean for 57k a year it doesn’t sound too bad tbh.
I could buy an apartment with that much ~
With 57000¥?
Gravity is what makes my feet hurt when I stand around too long without moving about.
No, it’s pain receptors
Gravity is pain receptors. Got it.
I find it quite marvellous that the universe contains unexplainable stuff like this, actually.
Everything we know about all space and time is technically just entirely made up by us.
It is what make it risky to jump from the Burj Kalifa, at least on the last meter.
And yet, jumping from the Burj Khalifa at 1m off the ground is not very dangerous, so it’s not the Burj Khalifa that’s doing it
And even if you jump from higher up, it’s the ground that does it, still not the Burj Khalifa.
It’s not riky while you are falling from 800m, only at the end
Wouldn’t the electromagnetic force be what makes jumping from the Burj Khalifa risky? It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop.
Gravity is just a side effect of the fundamental laziness of all things. Causality moves slower near mass, so it’s kind of relaxing to move towards it. That’s why everyone does it.
PS: There is actually a SciShow Spacetime video about gravity being an emergent property instead of a fundamental force. And no I didn’t get this from ChatGPT, I’m just that dumb when it comes to advanced physics haha.
I’ve been reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put this thing down.
Gravity is caused by the fact that everything in the universe sucks.
And here I thought it was just your mom
So what you are saying is micro black holes everywhere, thats genius!
I’d wait got the demonstration.
57k a year is a decent salary if you live in the UK.
A seasoned postdoc could expect to make 55K max. A professor a bit more.
55k dollars in the US gets you a crappy apartment and a 7 year car loan.
Can confirm
you dont even need a phd to get that 55k salary, might as well not go to grad school.
57k€/year is a professional’s salary in Italy.
Average is 32k€
With 57k€ you can afford to live comfortably, even get yourself a roomy flat, which is unusual for single individuals.
*Exceptions may apply, see Milan or other big cities
57k usd is a little less than 42k gbp
Which is roughly the pay for a staff scientist or lecturer
Postdocs are definitely not getting 55k in the UK except maybe if something like medicine is special? The range is like 36-45ish.
Well then I guess they don’t mean UK do they?
If you think my comment was vacuous, you should see the ones that replied to it
Mass go brrrr
While reading this I had a sudden flash of inspiration in which I saw clearly exactly how gravity works, but then when I started typing I forgot again. It’s quite frustrating
Congratulations, here’s your PhD
