There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

“AI powered battery reverses entropy with the help of quantum teleportation!”

It only takes a few assholes to ruin the whole system

It’s hard when you work with a guy like I do. He’s 65 and hates absolutely everybody, including his wife, but he’s a coward so he’s very polite. He requires so much coddling that he spends all day sucking up to everyone for whatever praise he can get then immediately turns around and complains about them. He’ll complain about everyone else to the point where they get their breaks and other privileges taken away. Those privileges are also taken from him, giving him more to complain about.

It gets worse, but I’m about to go to bed and don’t want to think about that.

That piece of fucking shit. Sorry about the rant. But guys like that ruin everything for everybody.

Anything with feedback

Were they the team that did pre-release subnautica 1? If not, not interested.

Entropic gravity

When has shame ever stopped these pieces of shit?

We distilled our anxiety into an abomination. It thinks it’s afraid, and that should be terrifying.

Maybe it isn’t just fooling ants?

Don’t know the advantage to fooling everything else but they are convincing. Worked in a warehouse that had a bunch of the red ones one summer. Everybody thought there was an ant problem but they seemed off to me. Firstly, they were never in groups, you’d only find lone ones wandering. Secondly, they walked like ants but held their “antennae” strangely. Lastly, when knocking one off a box I discovered they have a tether thread.

I’m sure EVERY European politician randomly CAPITALISES words like some LUNATIC

I hear it’s lobster

Not real, there’s too many people in attendance.

Just like when your on a cellphone call things that produce mostly noise are filtered.

Considering the rest of his specs, it’s ridiculous overkill.

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish?

You Americans don’t know the horrors of Kevin Spencer

I’m still convinced most boomers are still contaminated. They still own a lot of stuff filled with lead or were too stubborn to give it up. I’m purposefully breaking my parent’s corningwear when I visit because they are too fucking stubborn to stop using it.

You can almost tell the difference between someone with high lifetime lead exposure and someone without. It’s sad and frustrating.

Inception of the stupid. Written, Directed and Produced by the Coen Brothers.