try therapy
I’ve heard similar takes resolved with “this person is venomously sexist, but straight.” Once their sexual needs are met, the one thing they want out of a partner is done, it’s back to absolutely loathing women.
Sounds like a nightmare, tbh.
Yeah reading this as a woman is low key terrifying like… if you hate me why tf do you want to fuck me? The idea a person could be so wildly two faced because they’re desperately trying to interact with me in my most vulnerable state is so scary, things like this is why women choose the bear
This reads like one step away from a DV situation
Believe it or not, straight to therapy.
Anon should be dumped, or break up and find someone he likes. Or just find friends with benefits, or an escort?
Gay: anon had sex with a woman and hated it
Fake: anon had sex
Uh, anon, vaginas aren’t supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
I… am fairly sure he means ‘unwashed’ in the sense of ‘impure’, aka, ‘not a virgin’.
Still awful, but… that’s how I read this…?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
It isn’t washed with soap, but it is washed with water
Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
Someone hasn’t had a girlfriend
Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Got ‘em!
it could have been his point
Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She’s never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.
Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.
Yeah just let the jizz stew there naturally
I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅
Girlfriend, if you don’t even wash out the jizz it’s gonna be rank down there. I don’t mean with bleach but gotta rinse that shit with water at least.
It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.
The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.
I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.
this is false
I come around and collect it
Oh great, we have a cum fairy.
I can’t wrap my mind around not wanting it gone as soon as possible
At that point, condoms are probably better. It’s easy cleanup and you don’t have to deal with semen.
Yeah, does seemen not like, impregnate people?
I don’t mean doing some deep cleaning and yeah it might not be all natural to wash out cum but it’s pretty nasty if someone doesn’t do that.
It’s like how washing your hair with products isn’t natural and can actually take away good oils and stuff, but people are still going to be put off if your hair is mad oily and smelly.
I think the disconnect here is that washing your hair usually doesn’t lead to health problems the way washing a vagina does (douching even with water causes pelvic inflammatory disease, for example). It is your choice, I just wanted to provide information about vaginal health because this mentality sounds like it comes from shame rather than any health reason. It’s not nasty (again, shame), vaginas do have smells like when you’re on your period. Mine only smelled weird with one partner, and even then I’ve never had a smell for very long unless there was an actual infection going on. Smells are usually no big deal, assuming there isn’t an infection. I know you mentioned it smelling “rank” before, I think you might benefit from visiting a gynecologist. Again, no shame, vaginas are a normal part of life for some of the population.
https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/my-discharge-smells-like-my-boyfriend
I really don’t think this person has a vagina.
Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.
Can’t beat that all natural UTI soup
Fake: everything until the linebreak
Gay: everything after the linebreak
The first half, because of testosterone.
The second half, because of prolactin.
It’s not really that simple, but it’s part of it. And I’m not a doctor.
No, and no. Not even just “not that simple”. You’re dead wrong. That’s like saying I got from home to work because of “wheel”. It’s involved but it does not drive the show
Anon discovers he might be gay
To quote Neil Patrick Harris- “yes, I’m gay. Gay for that pussy. “
-Neil Patrick Harris
Quote attributable to one Neil Patrick Harris. His friends call him Neil. I’m not allowed to call him Neil.
And won’t you know, he turned out to be gay for dick
Then explain his quote in this documentary, Mrs scientist.
NPH playing the straight, asshole version of himself was probably the best part of Harold and Kumar
Anon is so into vag she must be a lesbian then
All Anons are males. And gay.
Evolution anon
This is actually an interesting insight into a severily bipolar mind of a person
Is that really what bipolar is like?
Absolutely not
So anon is just a cunt?
They’re just immature. The lovey-dovey part is as fake as the disdain, they’re just a kid cosplaying adult interpersonal relationships.
Most probably a cunt too.
If by cunt you mean a quite common personality, then yes…
When people say bipolar they mean borderline. The person in the green text would be borderline
Bipolar is manic-depressive though…?
Not really so far as I understand it. “Bipolar swings” are more commonly on a week-month timescale.
Not an in/out timescale?
