I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…
well good for them…
At least someone is having sex around here.
hot
Oh I know about it, and I’m quite glad that they’re comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.
Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.
I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.
No they’re not.
I totally do know about it. Especially now.
Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.
I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲
Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream
So…your face or mine?
I did not consent
There was someone they forgot to ask
We’re like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.
eg.
we need an adult animated show about them
I mean, not all of those are less cute.
I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite
on it boss