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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

Anon visits a guy's house

sh.itjust.works

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Anon visits a guy's house

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Imagine kicking them under the fridge instead of just leaving them where they lie.

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      I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.

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        “Tried”? She missed somehow?

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          The fridge was a low-rider.

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            I hate it when the ice bounces back.

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          She was stopped.

          • Natanael@infosec.pub
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            With a saving throw?

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      that’s how you get cold puddle of water that you might step your socks in. the biggest ick.

      • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        That’s true. Under the fridge with ye!

      • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works
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        socks? and where are the slippers? or do you keep your fridge in the living room?

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      Or just throwing them in the sink? Y’all crazy.

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        They’re on the floor. How would I get them to the sink?? I don’t think even Messi could kick them up there.

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          So there’s these things halfway up your legs and they’re called knees. These can bend so that you can lower your upper body towards the floor, allowing your arms to reach the ice cube when extended.

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            Instructions unclear, I tried kicking the ice cube while holding it with my hands and got a concussion after falling

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              Ice-Cube is now stuck in my ceiling fan.

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                He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

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            And most of the time people fail with this and instead bend their back.

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            Beyond the Wall we kneel for no man, you expect me to bend it to a bit of ice?

            HA!

            Stupid kneelers…

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      This is my cats job. If he hears an ice cube fall he will run in, find it, and start batting it around the floor. Within seconds it’s under the fridge.

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        I have two cats and one of them can play with a toy reliably for whole minutes at a time without losing it under a piece of furniture, the other one, instantly pushes it under the sofa. Why?

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          To watch you fish it out for them

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          I don’t have it on have but some theorize it’s to recreate the endorphin rush they get when you play with them and it’s momentarily out of sight. Having to find it is part of the fun; of course, they’re unable to find it, now…

          Dunno how universally that’s held but I did read it, one time.

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          To prevent the first cat from having fun

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      sock murderer

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        Ugh. I hate wearing wet socks SO MUCH that I don’t even like thinking about it. Dammit.

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