Cruxifux

For me it’s like im talking to myself in my head and then start talking out loud, or im not sure if I started saying it out loud, so I start singing a song or some shit just in case.

I’m like you, right down to the accidentally talking to myself and trying to play it off as other shit.

If your problem is “too many Vietnamese children aren’t on fire” then it’s a problem solver, yeah.

Sounds like Rick and morty

Yeah that’s a good rule too. Calories in vs calories out.

Say whatever you want but you can’t argue with results my man.

I struggle finding ones that aren’t fucked with empty carbs and processed sugar personally.

Just standing by while your colleagues fire on civilians? Straight to jail.

If you eat more plants and animals and less breads and sugars you do lose weight and feel better. I’m no science guy but that does work. People over complicate this shit.

How I Met Your Mother. Most laugh track comedies I found barely tolerable at best but that show fucking sucked major ass and I don’t trust the judgement of anybody who liked that show.

I made the mistake of cuddling my cat today after doing glue down flooring all day. Now I have hair stuck to places where I didn’t quite get the glue off, which is a lot of places and I hate it.

He was a hugely racist piece of shit, even for his time, and named his black cat N word - man.

We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.

Hahaha if you know, you know.

It is definitely a fun name for the cat.

Depends. When I broke my leg I had to wait a couple hours to get in to see a doctor, then surgery was a couple days. Even without a family doctor though if you’re just sick and need like some penicillin or stitches or something as long as you don’t go in a major city it’s like 15 minute wait times, usually no longer than an hour. Then you go in, tell em what’s wrong, they deal with it and prescribe you some drugs, then you leave and go get your drugs at the drug store. You gotta pay for the drugs unless you have benefits at your job though. Everything else is free.

Edit: am Canadian.

Yep love that shit.

Shredded cheddar, old usually. But all of those sound great.

We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.

Cheese. Chilli. Sour cream. I’ll shit myself in half but it’s worth it.