Oh say is that plane really

falling from the sky?

O’er the land of the free

Fuckin’ poke in the eye

What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.

If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti…

That’s coprolite!

Quesadillius

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

A finger

Idaho is trying so hard but just can’t keep up!

Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, “Ni” at will to old ladies!

my theory is that most homosexuals are bi

Guessing you meant “homophobes”

He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

From… screenshots?

Men

girls

Adult girls are called women.

It’s called hostile architecture and it’s things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can’t lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can’t sit there.

I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?

“To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!”

Or just one big one

And don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away