“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

A finger

Idaho is trying so hard but just can’t keep up!

Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, “Ni” at will to old ladies!

my theory is that most homosexuals are bi

Guessing you meant “homophobes”

He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.

From… screenshots?

Men

girls

Adult girls are called women.

It’s called hostile architecture and it’s things like arm rests in the middle of a bench so you can’t lie down on it, or sloped windowsills so you can’t sit there.

I once saw a bench with a statue of a person sleeping on it. Wtf?

“To prevent the unsightly possibility of someone sleeping on this bench, we should put a statue of someone sleeping on this bench! Leave the useless bench there but also fuck you!”

Or just one big one

And don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away

I quit circa 2012 after a friend posted a photo of us and fb suggested they tag me.

I’ve never used any of the others.

This, but about onions.

Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth’s face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct

Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded “inferior weakness” / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!

Our world, obsolete!

-Fear Factory, 1998

maybe