A: 3 seconds B: 5 seconds C: up to 10 seconds D: up to 15 seconds E: longer
My choice is E, since 30 seconds introduces the prime ratio of milkiness to flavor.
In Finland we have a “local Oreo” called Domino. Oreo always had this mythical reputation as a famous american cookie almost no one had tasted. Then Oreos came to the stores here for the first time so I naturally bought a pack to try them out. I never bought another one. Those are incredibly dry and dull tasting compared to the Domino cookies I’m used to.
Yeah in the UK, Oreos are the lowest common denominator too. You’d have to finish the custard creams, bourbons, fly cemeteries and the dusty old packet of pink wafers you inherited when your gran died before you’d consider an Oreo
Hob Nobs are top tier. 🤌
Close, *homemade hobnobs are top tier. Trust me, I’m an emigrant 😂
That’s why we’re talking about dipping them
Just 3 seconds. The Oreos manufactured in my part of the world are very porous and absorb liquid way too fast, and I don’t like having my cookie crumble and break into my beverage just mere milliseconds away from touching my lip.
Till the cookie is mushy but not so mushy it falls apart.
Until it’s too late to save it because I dropped it in the milk several minutes and fuck shit ass I forgot thanks to ADHD because ooo lizards.
Exactly, you wait until you feel it just starting to dissolve under your fingers and then try to pull it out fast and gentle. If you are in any way slightly wrong it’s gone
Uhhhhh zero seconds. I don’t like milk and thus I don’t dip my cookies in shit.
Fair.
No set time, I hold them under until the bubbles stop.
F: Zero seconds.
Step 1: Eat a cookie Step 2: Drink Milk Step 3: Goto Step 1
I’m perfectly happy with 5 seconds, or not dipping at all. Eat cookie, drink milk. Still enjoyable one after the other.
My wife’s a 5-second dipper, though, so I have adopted her practice when she’s around.
I like to dip it far enough that my fingers are in the milk a little too so that I can feel once the oreo starts to get soft.
D or E
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3 seconds: normal human bean
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5 seconds: borderline philistine, yet understandable
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10 seconds: I will gawk in incredulity at your shenanigans
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15 seconds: you are an absolute Madlad
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30 seconds: you revolting against what? And what for? Do you even have principles?
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longer: who hurt you?
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