Sounds like you have a huge chewing gum in there while talking.
Loud.
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
SORRY
Australian here.
You sound like a cross between a duck lure and a dog stuck in reverse.
when I was in Australia, they told me I sounded Canadian. What do they sound like?
Polite
Like they’re talking into a pickle jar.
sarry
It sounds like English. It’s the Brits and Aussies that I hear having accent - not Americans.
I know I’m not really who’s being asked, but as an American, I can’t help but butt in anyway.
As an American with a very nonstandard accent who had to practice to be able to sometimes eke out an approximation of an American accent, a ‘standard’ Midwestern accent is like talking out out of the side of your mouth, rounding out all the vowels while trying to hit every consonant with an aluminum baseball bat, especially the ‘s’ sound.
Aluminium
Aluminium
Don’t make me get the baseball bat, tea drinker
Like Yosemite Sam.
Really? Fuck, I love it
…and Elmer Fudd’s oft kicked hate-child.
I’m a Tarheel, I’m pretty used to most of them, including my own piney woods rhotic drawl. If you’ve lived here long enough, which most people living here haven’t, you could tell within a county where I’m from if you heard me say this paragraph aloud.
Fun story: back when I was working as a flight instructor, a couple guys flew their plane down from Long Island to have us work on their plane, we were the dealership they bought it from so they brought it to us for a service. I had nothing to do with the maintenance department so I wasn’t on that project, I was there tending to my own flight students and these two yankees were also there.
Round about noon, I walked into our classroom to use the computer in there to check the weather, and from behind me I hear a very aggressive “Hey, you wanna sandwich?!” And I reflexively ducked. Because if a southerner had said that with that inflection, that sandwich was already on its way through the air toward the back of your head, and its thrower is probably coming over the table.
I turned around to find this guy holding out an Arby’s roast beef sandwich with a smile on his face. Turns out a Long Island accent…just sounds like that.
I’m from Connecticut and used to work in a call center taking insurance claims nationwide. I once got a call from a guy in rural North Carolina, who had a super thick accent. He was explaining that the damage to his car came from the tar blowing up and I was trying to figure out wtf he meant by this (sometimes customers are nuts or lie- it was okay to take down a story that definitely didn’t happen, it just needs to be clear and true to what the caller claimed). I kept asking what caused the asphalt to explode and he was totally uninterested, saying it was old, sometimes that happens, isn’t that our job to figure out?
Anyway, I was having a tough time understanding this guy, but my coworker went to college in Tennessee, so I roped her in and transferred him.
His tire exploded, not the tar. He just pronounced tire the way that I pronounce tar. For me, it’s two syllables and indistinguishable from the word for one who ties.
Bit hard to convey over text, no?
Prisencolinensinainciusol? Oll right!
Oh is that that Italian guy who liked the aesthetic of American rock & roll but didn’t speak a syllable of English so he sings nonsense with an impeccably imitated California accent?
So glad none of that made sense to other people
Reminds me of Skwerl
It’s so accurate that it makes me question my hearing
It’s almost English jibberish. They link to the script in the description.
“So I ran to york round the wash today.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. That doll’s areen blunderface.”
You can almost latch onto it.
it’s the only language I can barely speak and it sounded like pure gibberish. You’re right, i’m right on the edge of grasping it lol
I haven’t done any drugs in a very long time, but I’d love to go back in time and hear this for the first time unexpectedly while on drugs.
There are multiple American accents. I consider west coast and to some extent Midwest unaccented… New York or Boston, yeah, and southern drawl, yeah. Alabama is like a new England who drank lead for 120 years. But obviously thats just my perspective. It was hilarious to me to hear my Australian friend do an American accent from her perspective.
In port cities that had lots of similar immigrants during the 1800’s, you can often tell what neighborhood someone is from by their accent. NYC (and other East Coast cities to a lesser extent) and New Orleans have some overlap because they happened to be the biggest port cities at the time and some neighborhoods had similar demographics. (Obviously, both cities have unique accents where demographics were different but there’s a lot of overlap due to that time period.)
The “neutral American accent” is supposedly originally from the Kansas, Nebraska, Iowa part of the Midwest, apparently by an accident of history. Walter Cronkite (a popular news reader as national TV broadcasts became ubiquitous) was from Kansas. Other national TV personalities happened to be from the area and it basically became the “TV” accent.
There were different historical reasons for it but it’s sort of like how “BBC English” became the accent people consider the default in England and Beijing Mandarin became “standard” Mandarin instead of Shanghainese. It’s just who was on TV/radio when media went national.
Shanhainese would be 吴语, rather than the 汉语 of Mandarin. And the choice of Beijing Han as the linga chinois was an active choice, not an accident of broadcasting.
Likewise, the first BBC broadcasts were deliberate in their choice of RP as the chosen voice. It had to be “respectable”. If you didn’t speak it, you weren’t allowed on the airwaves until much later.
Thanks. Those are the “different historical reasons” I was alluding to but I couldn’t remember many details. Thank you for adding them.
I’m glad to have been able to add more details.
And thank you for the polite reply; I may have been unduly brusque as I misunderstood your “just who happened to be on” comment.
Like speaking with hot potatoes in your mouth, which is ironic since it’s usually our natives who are called “potatoes” (by immigrants, not americans).
I’ve heard that a lot, and I always thought it had to do with lazy talking (not moving your mouth much). I do think that’s part of it, and some people do that more than others.
But the thing about having a potato in your mouth is it pushes your tongue down and back, into your throat. Which is something you need to say the American “r” and a lot of other sounds, like “w” and the dark L like in “pull.” It’s hard to teach, and very hard to unlearn. It’s part of the characteristic American sound.
German is basically the opposite. You can see the difference here, with a German speaker talking in an MRI. There’s a lot of space between the back of the tongue and the back wall of the throat. And here’s a picture of someone saying an American “r”. The base of the tongue is all bunched up in the throat.
I stg when I speak English, it’s with the front third of my mouth and when I speak German, it’s the back third (excluding the “L” sound). Realizing that helped me cultivate a much better accent in German
I’m not sure how joking the other responders are or not as it sounds normal, sounding stoically loose (as in not uptight) albeit in a buffoonish way. You don’t “hear” the pomp in them
It can go both ways I guess, as despite being among Americans for some time, they still describe me as sounding “like genderswapped Jango Fett”. I thought he’d be forgotten by now.
