poor russia. YAAAAWWWNNNnnn… thoughts and prayers

Lol, exactly. Just give me a little time with reverse fascism. It’ll work, I promise I won’t be like every single other person who came into power

Charlie Kirk secretly wanted to suck gang member cock

Edit: But he can’t now since he was shot through the neck and died. I just wanted to clarify that point a little better

1. End Capitalism by force

2. Fuck up a bunch of people who resist

Jeez Louise guy, watch your language! There’s fucking children in the room!

I wish I had the guts and the connections to do brave shit like this

Maybe we should blow up more civilians to set …uhhhh… an example?

I read fast but I have to go back over what I just read fast like 10 times to extract any meaning from the text. But I’ve never let anyone observe my terrible reading skill so no, never had anyone tell me I read slow

I think in the first one, the plot was for a guy inside a computer to throw frisbees at the weird cylinder thing. Loved it

Sounds like you’ve never had the pleasure of driving in DC or around it on 495. Nightmare fuel

I don’t know much about it but I think trying to climb that mountain might be dangerous

If I was a betting man… yes, Harambe

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she’ll definitely R.I.P. Say hello to that great big chimp/monkey/gorilla in the sky for me

I know buddy, I know

hmmm…gross

I think the one time I kept taunting that one guy about fucking his Mom in the butt. He threatened to kill me when I live-streamed it. Fucking ridiculous.

All you have to do is help Ukraine win the war Mr Pedo…err Mr president and people will stop calling you out for being a pedophile!

Cool, I get to back to not watching late night shows and catching clips every few months on youtube. Glad he got his job back though and hasn’t said anything apologetic.

what are a d s? so confused