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pls no more punchlines in the title!
They had been saying this over at that other site for like 13 years before I left.
I’m sure it’ll work out here though.
Haha yeah my first reaction was wtf are we back to this now?
If I browsed these types of joke-sharing communities more often, I’d petition community mods to create a rule against it. I don’t think that’s too harsh.
Bet he pays with a check.
Exact change
Out of a coin purse
“What, your fancy future store too good to accept my assorted animal pelts and sifted gold pebbles as currency?!”
I keep 3 forms of payment on me for this reason. Phone, card, cash, in that order.
Edit: Within 30 minutes of making this comment, I was at a Walmart. No NFC payment. The machine didn’t like my card. Now I have 2 quarters and a penny in my pocket.
The register’s down sir, we can only accept payment in the form of interpretive dance convincingly communicating your burning desire for the chosen products.
Tips in the form of jazz hands are always appreciated, but never expected.
I’m buying a 24-pack of beer so I guess I’ll communicate my burning desire with some Chumbawamba
They’re never gonna keep YOU down!
The interpretive dance is much better afterwards.
Phone, card, gun, cash in that order
How many cheeseburgers can you get for 1 gun?
As many as you’d like, depending on several constraints which include how long it takes for someone to stop you, how many you can carry, and how fast they are able to produce cheeseburgers.
Also tuesdays are cheeseburger day in county jail.
That’s my retirement plan sorted then
Sometimes people forget their wallets at home…
Time to deploy the prison wallet
Apple watch owners making up stories to justify their purchase (this is a joke)
This is the perfect level of grumpy old man.
"Why are you suddenly in a rush, sir? Life has clearly already passed you by.
Hey, uh, just between you and me, what was Alexander Hamilton really like?"
Lmao
I heard the Elderly Man’s words in the voice of Kris Kristofferson’s Whistler character from the Blade movies.
Terrific call. I definitely heard something similar!
How many different payment methods does the world need? Is this efficiency or just another skimming scam lol
Honestly I wonder how well these PTP payments would work in my home state considering how now one used them and phones are infomas for not working on top of a lot of places being cash only so I can only imagine how few places can even except g pay
could give a flying f’ about punchline in title. must be a reddit aftertaste
news about shoplifting loses at all time highs. I’ve forgot a few things in the cart and walked out with them. arrest me. too short staffed to chase down self checkouts. no wonder MBA geniuses. spend a dollar to save a penny
At this point your comments read like some distasteful AI
