The search function has never been the same since vista. I’m not doing a web search from the search bar. I am specifically searching for files on my computer. F-off. And now I’m constantly asked to save to some cloud I don’t give a shit about.

Maybe it’s time for a redemption arc.

Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.

It’s really good at something. The MBAs just haven’t figured it out yet.

He’s feeding dogs in heaven now. Also here on earth too.

Can’t read a book, but are experts on everything from medicine to macroeconomics.

They will only be replaced by richer landlords

The fact this company is still around makes me think someone with a lot of money is trying to promote the concept every so often just to see if the public might finally accept this ludicrous idea. A company being around for 15 years with 0 sales and just a concept means someone wants this to happen but thinks the only problem is that they haven’t figured out the right pitch.

You wouldn’t download a shit to give.

I love notepad for deleting all formatting so word doesn’t take a massive shit when I paste things into it from other documents.

Drink 2 Mountain Dews to unlock more searches.

Kagi isn’t bad at not serving up crap, but it requires a subscription eventually.

Also, the way SEO is gamed, it’s really hard to unenshittify the internet. It’s not just their ads, it’s everyone making fake bullshit that pulls the right levers to get to the top of a search.

Why would I google something when the first answer is an inferior AI to chatgpt. I’ll just use a better AI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-GI8PfHkE

Oh, you’re not a real one?

Also the bond route. Argentina style economic policies.

Reinventing the wheel.

The way it writes marketing copy is absolutely perfect. It was so formulaic to begin with.

We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

I sense there is a generation shift because literally everyone I see that’s under 25 has airpods in or is looking at their phone while in public. You can’t even interact irl anymore.