As much as I want one too, there’s a reason they aren’t sold in the US.

They weren’t built to survive high speed collisions with large vehicles.

If you really want one, the best option is to import >25 years old as that’s when they become street legal.

Because most people don’t expect border security to demand access to their phone?

FYI the phrase is “burying the lede”.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/bury-the-lede-versus-lead

Ssssssandwiches

“Blast” in an article title is a pretty good indicator that it’s just bait for people who are already outraged about something.

Like, yeah, this shit disgusts me, but I doubt someone “blasting” Trump is gonna do anything about it.

You don’t get severance when you quit.

Severance is usually worse if you wait to get fired rather than taking a voluntary exit.

If you aren’t happy at a job, taking an offered exit is often a good decision.

What the fuck is wrong with you

Either grow up or become less of shitstain

🫨

There’s literally an emoji for it

Delicious

Heck, I’ll let you not use windows for $49.

Isn’t the free market great?

3rd sentence of the article:

Indicted on three counts involving money laundering and wire fraud, the Charlotte-area man faces a maximum of 20 years per charge.

If you follow the article to the press release:

SMITH, 52, of Cornelius, North Carolina, is charged with wire fraud conspiracy, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison; wire fraud, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison; and money laundering conspiracy, which carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.

Oh I stand corrected. Nice find!

I don’t think they are, but definitely reminiscent.

Infinite money glitch?

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No there isn’t?

A massive fire broke out at an amusement park in western India Saturday, leaving at least 27 people dead, including four children, police said.

The fire occurred at the park in the city of Rajkot in Gujarat state.

Police Commissioner Raju Bhargava said the fire was now under control and rescue work was underway. The bodies were difficult to identify because they were so badly charred, police officer Vinayak Patel said.

Bhargava. the police commissioner, said that police were working to determine the cause of the fire.

“We will be registering an offense for negligence and the deaths which have occurred. Further investigation will take place once we complete the rescue operation,” he said.

The amusement park was privately owned by Yuvraj Singh Solanki.

Prime Minister Narendra Modi wrote on X that he was “extremely distressed by the fire… in Rajkot. My thoughts are with all those who have lost their loved ones. Prayers for the injured.”

I didn’t believe you, but was surprised to learn this is actually true.

The goods inside these stores — Doritos, sunglasses, lotto tickets, energy drinks — only account for ~30% of the average gas station’s revenue, yet bring in 70% of the profit.

https://thehustle.co/why-most-gas-stations-dont-make-money-from-selling-gas

Just fyi:

• performant == effective
• performative == related to artistic/dramatic performance

I don’t have nearly enough tinfoil for this