SonnyVabitch

If their past behaviour is any guide they could also allow felons to own weapons, or at least carve out exceptions for access to nuclear weapons and advanced militaries.

It would be nice to one time not having to vote for the lesser of two evils.

What a hot pile of garbled mess… I envy your confidence talking about things that you evidently have absolutely no idea about.

Great idea! Let’s also expel Italy with its fascist government, or France where the nazi woman got 40+% of the votes last time, or the Dutch and their largest faction in their parliament that happens to be far right. Shall I continue?

We promise it won’t happen again, but when it does happen again, it still won’t matter.

Rest assured that when it does, we will make every effort to promise once more that it won’t happen again.

If you drive. If you use public transport you can inhale other people’s BO instead.

But yes, if you commute, nobody gains only you lose.

Forget the cost of travel, if my commute is one hour, that’s two per day, ten per week, that’s an EXTRA WEEK they demand that I donate of my time to the company each month.

Ain’t happening.

It’s probably from an hour long portrait interview, in which they cover a lot of ground including favourite English literary pieces, and the interviewer tries to tie it to the guest. They would probably ask David Beckham which Harry Potter character he’d have on his football team.

When even the US is telling you you are overdoing the whole bombing thing…

The human brain is capable of wonderful things, and also shit like this:

former adult film star

former adult Benjamin Button

He was told he couldn’t be a composer after he’d gone deaf, but did he listen??

In countries with strict laws forbidding euthanasia, people living with painful terminal medical conditions may take up blowing the whistle on Boeing instead…

Cannon fodder is a gender neutral job.

Sony fabitch!

I don’t have anything to add other than an anecdote:

I got permabanned from /r/askhistorians for having a “vulgar” username. Yeah, this one that I’m using now. I had been lurking for years, one time I commented a thank you to someone’s reply, and bam! I was gone.

In the seventies and eighties the communist leaders of Hungary, when talking about the realities of the time introduced some terms to explain the difference of the real world from the ideals.

“Socialism that exists”
“Socialism that works”

The jokes immediately started coming, pointing out that the socialism that exists does not work, while the socialism that works does not exist.

Flour is a common ingredient for thickening stews etc. Not OP, but if I had to guess I’d wager that the flour soaked up all the moisture in the pan, then dried out and started to burn.

Oh so that’s why it’s buggered! Bugger…

“Mainland Taiwan” will earn you an instafrown from Winnie the Pooh.

Walks like a duck…