- I really need to know the gap between January and the apology. - Well today is 22nd November, so 322 days. 
- Give them time to respond 
 
- Must be texting Neversneezer Scrooge - No Sneeze November 
 
- Gazes into the middle distance, just short of certifiably autistic 
- IYKYK 
- Can someone please explain to me what I’m missing here? I’m so confused. - It’s a distillation of the entire output of every standup comic in the US from the mid-90s to the present day - I think 
 
- I think this picture is a joke, however, some people have a sneezing kink. I am sorry to deliver this information. - In highschool my friends and I challenged each other to find the worst fanfictions we could possibly unearth. - Harry Potter sneezefic took 2nd place (looking back, it was about children… gross! but we were kids, and this was probably written by a kid? Life is mysterious.) 
- Sneezing is not normal. I never sneeze. - – Dr. NeverSneezer Scrooge - Nerdfighteria sites their sources. 
 
- Jan 5 lmao 







