Yeah it’s ok, we know what you mean!

Showers have a rail that you slide the head up and down on until you’re satisfied and now I’m partially erect. What were we talking about?

Ah yes, OP is a phony

They’d make a good pair

It’s only in the US that shower heads are fixed to the wall btw 🧐🧐

In your *flat then? 🧐

Aye, they just did that in the UK. Hopefully things will turn around

Glad I gave up on the place after 40 years though!

I know, I’m being downvoted by people who never lived with it. I know a dozen people who work for the NHS and they’ll tell you exactly the same thing

Is “crankin ma hawg” a cheeky wank or not?

Er, huge administrative waste is what makes universal healthcare nearly unworkable too lol

Ah I see!

Nah I just meant, “Nope it doesn’t give me any extra context because I’m too lazy and stubborn to read an article about that brain-damaged obese piece of shit”

Nope

I’m astonished that this is the only comment about that, it’s the first thing I noticed.

In modern societies that grip is reserved for violent junkies, wriggling and foaming at the mouth

Yet nobody blinks an eye

What? I still sound like this after 5 gin and tonics

Same, I’ve had that Hotmail account for almost 25 years, I’m not sorting that out 😂

They’re great for account emails

They’re metres and centimetres, but your point is still moot due to our prescribed 3000ft Munros

Yanks trying to make up compound insults is, and apologies for using the word, cringe as fuck

Found some spoonerisms for folk that don’t know what it is -

Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (while giving a toast at a dinner, which Queen Victoria was also attending)[15]

“Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?” (as opposed to “customary to kiss”)[15]

“The Lord is a shoving leopard.” (instead of “a loving shepherd”)[15]

“A blushing crow.” (“crushing blow”)[15]

“A well-boiled icicle” (“well-oiled bicycle”)[15]

“You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle.” (“lighting a fire”)[15]

“Is the bean dizzy?” (“Dean busy”)[15]

“Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet.” (“Someone is occupying my pew. Please show me to another seat.”)[15]

“You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain.” (“You have missed all my history lectures. You have wasted a whole term. Please leave Oxford on the next down train.”)[15]

Imagine what you could do with 850 billion

Americans - “Best I can do is try to negatively affect the lives of every human being and animal on earth”

Spotted this week. Every available space was just baguette

Interestingly, there are so many whole amphorae because whenever there was an earthquake or eruption, people would put their amphorae under an arched window or doorway, as they were the strongest parts of their houses, and less likely to collapse onto their amphora full of food